Random topic MMP

Hello, So I took my little dog and the cat to the Vet this morning for their annual checks and shots, heartworm test, fecal tests, etc. Left $409 poorer. I love them but that hurt.

Irk continues to be irksome. My birthday is Thursday!!!

Happy Birthday Herbs!!

Moooom - if you’re looking for plus sized models, Making It Big works, but their stuff is expensive. I’ve had enough experience with this group of merchants that I can judge whether or not an outfit will suit me. What I don’t get is why they think any Woman would buy a mini pencil skirt.

For that matter why would one want a skirt that’s also a pencil. I mean, seems like you’d just be leavin’ stray marks all over the furniture everytime you sat down. And how would one use it as a pencil? Very impractical idea.

Dindin has been et and it was good. Got poke tenderloin left for tomorrow night’s dindin. A big win-win!

Hello all. The SS Former Wife To Be surfaced today after running silent running deep for many months. She is trying to extort $2500 from me to finish the divorce.

Not unexpected but I had great pleasure telling her to stick it. Regardless the die is cast and I know what to expect now.

Grrrr.

So, my brother has been on the phone with my niece for more than an hour. And not fighting. I think it might be the longest they’ve talked in more than 2 years. Yay!

Happy happy happy birthday, tarra!

Hope you’ve had a greatday and enjoyed the lobster.

Off to get some work done before beddie bye.

Hugs.

GT

Happy Birthday, Tarragon!

What does it mean, “Mini Pencil Skirt”?
I shouldn’t think about things like that, a week away from Yom Kippor, right?

It hurts like hell, dude, and it keeps me from getting hired because I am bent over and ugly.
Is that funny enough for you?

Okay, well, not so mini, but curvy women in their right mind would not wear these

They just look like…skirts.
Okay, I’ve been married three times, and shacked up a few times.
Maybe more than that.
So I know I’ve screwed up, but they just look like…skirts.

Did I mention that thepulchers have spawned again?

For the third time?

Did I ask why he can’t keep it in his pants?

I’ve filled up a twenty gallon with fry, and they are making more.

Oye gevalt!

Oh, Christ.
I mean, Aaron and Moses on a stick!

What’s wrong with those?

They don’t look very short to me. My very comfortable and very appropriate denim skirt that I wear all the time is probably right at my knees.
I am very stressed this evening. Thursday morning I’ll put my money where my mouth is and become a special education advocate for a very special family who is near and dear to me. It’s one thing when this is all theory and quite another when it can truly make the difference in someone else’s life.

I believe she said something about “curvey”.

She is the Cute One, the second most beautiful woman after Mrs. Plant v.3.0, so she knows best.

Cowboy up.

:slight_smile:

Oh crap, I’ve pissed off the Twickster…I’m a dead man. :frowning:

I can assure you, I am ‘curvy’. In alllll the right places. ;):smiley:

But Sticky, you’re also properly proportioned. Some of us have a below-the-waist that is several sizes bigger than our above-the-waist.

sigh if only you were several states closer and single.

plant, usually pencils skirts are quite form fitting. They don’t really look good on women who have large bottoms, thighs or a stomach. By design, they kind of curve in, unlike a an A type skirt which is generally more forgiving and looks better on larger framed women.

Then again, some guys like big butts and would find that attractive. I have a pencil skirt, but until I lose some of the weight I put back on, I refuse to wear it.

Had quite a productive evening. Got groceries, washed the produce, took out the trash, actually cooked (well, steamed some fish), cleaned the dishes from dinner (but not the rest of them), hung my new lamp, hung the mirror that had fallen down during the last RenFaire, hung my surge protector so I don’t have to worry about tripping on cords, hung my type box (it was just long enough to hit two studs. Perfect!). My house is a mess still, but that’s alright.

Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN 'Tis 64 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 87 and dry. At least the little rain we got washed away some of the ragweed pollen which made my sinuses feel better.

Ok, that’s all I got. I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants to be fed. Then, alas, irk purtification must commence.

Happy Hump Day Y’all!