Well, it’s almost 9:00am here. I wonder when God’s gonna get with the program here?
There’s looting to be done once the christians are gone, and I’m on a tight schedule here.
Here.
I had to say it one more time.
yeesh.
Sweet Lord have mercy, this is freaking brilliant!
Now I am seriously tempted to join the Left Behind Message Board just so I can use it as my signature.
Regards,
Shodan
I am seriously in a quagmire here… Should I call in sick… or just not show up? I mean, if I am going to meet Jesus, I’d rather be whipped out of a movie theatre than zapped outta my freakin’ cubicle…
Funny, I thought LBMB stood for Left buttock message board.
Well, darn, I’m going to be in classes, then. I hope my prof doesn’t mind when I rise up out of my desk and float through the ceiling.
Well, my E-mail had been unable to receive messages for three days, and I spent four hours on the wires talking to tech people yesterday, to no avail. This morning, I rolled outa bed at 9:45, and Ala-ka-zotch! My Outlook Express is healed! Heeeeeeeeeeealed!!! So, after three days in the wilderness, what grand message did it deliver? Big sales from West Marine, Barnes&Noble, JCPenney, and Eddie Bauer; two hot stock tips, a dormcam, two naked dating services, three Viagras, and a Banned CD.
Feh. I deleted the lot of them. Oh, and by the way, the Ten Commandments are gone from the courthouse in Alabama. Howzat for a sign? 
Pshhh. It’s 12:54 here in Greenvegas and everything seems pretty nor
“Passing of Planet X”? And I thought passing a stone was painful…
Bet it’s a gas giant.
Darn. I just opened this thread now and am I prepared to meet the Lord? No. Oh, well, I’ve still got about three hours. It’s getting dark outside, too, so it MUST BE TRUE! No sighting of Planet X yet, though.
However, the green background of the olive tree website burnt my eyes like the fiery pits from hell will surely burn all the left-behindies.
Dang! It’s the Rapture and I’m on the rag!
Patty, now humming an old Blondie song about a man from Mars…
Wasn’t it Robert Heinlein who said that first? Although he mighta lifted it from someone else. 
It’s 3:45PM EST and I have not been taken up! My clean panties are now in a wad! Can someone help me pick them out of my butt?
raises hand
Tao: From a Christian point of view that was funny!!!
Only God knows when the world is going to end. nuff said on that!
It is WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY
and guess what is happening: NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING!
I did notice that the boards loaded much faster than they usually do.
looks at watch
taps foot
I’m WAITing.
We had floods! I had to take the long way home from work.
But that section of highway often floods when it rains. The desert doesn’t soak up water well and creates what are known as “washes.”