{8:35pm CST}
Oh, no! They were right! IT’S DARK!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
The Dow changed by 6.66 points today 
I guess the rapture came and deemed none of us as worthy and life goes on as usual
Well, Wednesday has come and gone…what’s next, Elijah?
Do you think the attorney will ask for his position back???
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
That section on the highway probably washes more than the creepy cover guy on the Two-Olive Tree’s site.
**RJA ** since you are our *Raptured Reporter on the Spot * can you answer this burning question I have about being in heaven and internet link-up: Do you get porn?
Anyone remember a booklet called “88 Reasons the Rapture will Happen in 1988”?
Well, it’s almost 11:05. I was a little late leaving for school, but when I got there, the quads were packed full of students and all my classes seemed pretty full. Either the Rapture didn’t happen, or college students are as bad as they should be. I’m very proud of them.
Hey, Tanookie – you live in Haverhell? Could be worse; could be Flawrence. Or Blowell.
Maybe that’s why the Rapture passed you by? I know I musta missed it coz I’m with Satan here in Ipswitch.
What if they had a Rapture and nobody came?
Shit. You spend a couple days away from the boards, and the news you miss out on…
BTW, there’s a bearded fellow in a robe standing at my front door, blathering on about “Rapture Insurance.” Should I offer him some of those deep fried locusts?
Ok so you guys want the real answer? Check this out. Without all the religous mumbo jumbo, it gives you some of the answers about planet X. Apparently it is on an eventual collision course with earth. check out this link, its some pretty cool stuff without the end of the world. The weird thing is that these basically neanderthal people already knew the structure of the solar system, complete with earth and all other planets rotating around the sun. How long did it take the rest of us to catch on to this? http://www.nii.net/~obie/dropa.htm
My college is getting fumigated today.
I guess these guys are in the know, and getting ready for the plagues.
I’m going to call BS on TwelfthPlanet’s post and cast a Level 5 Summon Bad Astronomer. Or just provide this handy link:
It’s Thursday, can we start laughing ?
You’ll all be sorry when the Martian Warlords land in Oxbridge.
[sub]Quick, someone channel Orson Welles, we need an update![/sub]
Hey, there is a guy here named John Small Berry and his friend, John Big Butte, they say they are from Yo-YoDyne Propulsion Systems.
Should I be nervous?
:::channeling Orson Welles:::::
Sell no wine before it’s time.
Dear DoomsDayCo,
Your Doomsday was defective. On Wednesday, August 27, the UPS truck delivered the package. When I opened the box, the Rapture was all bent. I asked for 7 plagues, but only 1 worked. All I got was one stinking locust and he was drunk.
Please send me an RMA as soon as possible. Now all my friends think I’m a freak. Thanks a lot.
One pissed customer,
Slortar
Been there, done that, two weeks ago.
Well, I for one welcome our new insect overlords.
Where would the last inhabited place to have Wednesday have been? I don’t have a globe.