Aaaah! Baker’s globe has been raptured! It’s a sign!
Ah…this clears things up a bit.
So I gotta wonder. Is the Lawyer guy sitting at home now, realizing what a total mistake listening to that rapture nonsence was, and wondering if he can get his old job back?
Forgot to mention that Tuesday evening I saw a bearded man walking down the highway, wearing what looked like two white bed sheets and nothing else underneath. My first thought was that it was Jesus, getting an early start on calling people home. But as I got closer, he looked more like Red Green. He even had the same style hat.
It really is a bummer about the Rapture being postponed again. It looks like it’s supposed to rain on the East Coast this weekend.
That’s the last time I am wearing my good panties to work!
Rain BRIMSTONE, that is!
Bwah ha ha ha haaaa…!
Would you hire him back? I know we don’t think we will!
She told me she loved me like a brother. She was from Arkansas, hence the Joy!
No, it’s definitely the Rapture, I’m certain of it. How many people are suddenly gone? (yeah, everybody just SAYS it’s a long weekend…)
But it’s not surprising that most Dopers haven’t been assumed. Bunch of questioning nonbelievers…
But really, it’s got to be the Rapture. You should see the first Plague we’re seeing here in Milwaukee. it’s just starting, but half a million…clogging the streets… eating all the food… covering all the available homes, yards, parking lots… Noisy, too. And Big, REALLY BIG, most of 'em…did I mention Noisy? the whole city is kind of shaking. Rumbling, really.
Rapture, my ass. I wasn’t even in a good mood.
Maybe all of us were ‘raputred’. I mean Heaven MUST have the SDMB!
Does that mean that Jesus is Canadian ? Is Heaven held together with duct tape ?
I get it!
Maybe you can protect yourself with a shield and fight back with a stick or bar of some sort!
I don’t want a pickle.
What is it with the rapture and cars? The first I ever heard of the Rapture was that bumper sticker, ‘When the rapture comes can I have your car?’
When (I get why) did the rapture become popularly associated with abandoned automobiles?
And, aside from the obvious double entendre, why does the rapture ‘come’ rather than ‘occur’?
Maybe it’s leftover pent up sexual repression from that “Come oh ye faithful” tune that was so popluar for a while there.
Because the Rapture feels so GOOD, damn you.
A period occurs.
An orgasm comes.
Which do you want YOUR Rapture to be?
Because the faithful believe that the Rapture will be instantaneous- if one is driving a car, they will vanish and the car will crash. I agree that this would get everyone’s attention.
Well, it’s got to be time by now; you’ve been dead for nearly 18 years.
LET’S MOVE SOME HOOCH!!!
To whoever said they wanted their plants watered:
Sorry… there’s a total outdoor sprinkling ban in effect here. Water reservoirs are almost toally dry, y’know. Just pray for some rain to hit the fires burning here, and some on the general area of the GVRD. Thank you.
F_X
Considering the burning I get after eating Mexican food, passing Planet X has got to be excruciating.