[QUOTE=askeptic]
That’s just not true and you know it. I won’t mention any names since this is Ravenman’s pit, but Dutchy hasn’t cornered the market on density…
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Oh, please be my guest and mention his/her name. It’d be a shame to waste this whole thread without even one well-formed insult of someone.
(Comments that are basically blowback on pittings don’t really count in my book.)
[QUOTE=lissener]
So, by the context, “assumes” is the verb that means shoving things up one’s ass?
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An ass of you and umption?
Oh, wait.
::Wanders off, confused, not that that’s anything new.::
[QUOTE=Jackmannii]
This thread triggered an ancient memory trace of the only time I have ever been Pitted (well, almost Pitted), by The Flying Dutchman posting as grienspace.
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Source of one of the greatest quotes in SDMB history:
[QUOTE=elucidator]
Well, you can’t hide your lyonaisse.
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Someone hand me a trout.
Were you going to try and chop down the biggest tree in the forest? Or was that a herring…?
I was wondering how anyone in their right mind could pit Ravenman. I’d say of all the posters on the 'dope he is about the least likely. But then again…this was about as lame a pitting as I’ve ever seen (and I’ve seen some VERY lame pittings) so…
-XT
[QUOTE=Chefguy]
I’m personally swearing off Hollandaise.
[/QUOTE]
You can still use it; just call it “freedom sauce.”
Say, has the OP actually said he was NOT an idiot?
[QUOTE=Jackmannii]
This thread triggered an ancient memory trace of the only time I have ever been Pitted (well, almost Pitted), by The Flying Dutchman posting as grienspace. I’m not sure what was more bizarre, my getting into a tiff with Dr. Deth over whether you could catch herpes from gym equipment, or grienspace taking umbrage over the affair based on a pair of hilarious false assumptions.
And most importantly there is the Dutch treat - which is not a treat at all!!*
*to give proper credit, this was part of a mock anti-Dutch diatribe that appeared in National Lampoon years ago.
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And don’t forget Dutch cheese. There’s nothing Gouda bout it.
[QUOTE=xtisme]
I was wondering how anyone in their right mind could pit Ravenman. I’d say of all the posters on the 'dope he is about the least likely. But then again…this was about as lame a pitting as I’ve ever seen (and I’ve seen some VERY lame pittings) so…
[/QUOTE]
The Dutchman has also Pitted Tamerlane and Polycarp, although the latter was fake.
[QUOTE=Colibri]
The Dutchman has also Pitted Tamerlane and Polycarp]
[/QUOTE]
And such Pitable dopers as there have ever been. The Dutchman cometh!!
[QUOTE=Colibri]
The Dutchman has also Pitted Tamerlane and Polycarp, although the latter was fake.
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Tamerlane?!? TAMERLANE?!? Oh…the Dutchman has not only jumped the shark but thrown that bad boy to the floor and…well, best left unsaid.
(A cursory examination of both threads lead me to believe that my original conclusion that THIS thread was the lamest ever may have been a bit…hasty)
-XT
[QUOTE=xtisme]
(A cursory examination of both threads lead me to believe that my original conclusion that THIS thread was the lamest ever may have been a bit…hasty)
-XT
[/QUOTE]
Others have made that same mistake about ol’ Dutchy’s Pit threads…
[QUOTE=The Flying Dutchman]
Good name? What a fucking ignorant rah rah patriot . You weren’t in Srebrenica say around 1995 were you? Oh, you’ve forgotten already. I’m glad I’m not a citizen of your country.
[/QUOTE]
Hahahaha, that is funny.
I am an ignorant patriot?
There is not a patriotic bone in my body, buddy.
And if you hate the Dutch that much, why do you still go by that username?
And trust me, I speak for the whole of the Netherlands when I say we are twice as glad as you that you are not one of our citizens.
The national IQ is low enough as it is.
BTW : What country are you a citizen of?
[QUOTE=Scoundrel Swanswater]
BTW : What country are you a citizen of?
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He’s a Canadian of Netherlands ancestry.
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]
He’s a Canadian of Netherlands ancestry.
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So should he be Flew to Canada Dutchman? Of course, he could still be flying, since Canada’s a big country.
[QUOTE=Scoundrel Swanswater]
.
The national IQ is low enough as it is.
[/QUOTE]
Not my fault.
[QUOTE=Scoundrel Swanswater]
There is not a patriotic bone in my body, buddy.
[/QUOTE]
Yeah, them’s fighting words.
[QUOTE=The Flying Dutchman]
Not my fault.
[/QUOTE]
No, I hear you raised it by moving.
The Dutch are thankful. 
[QUOTE=Scoundrel Swanswater]
No, I hear you raised it by moving.
[/QUOTE]
Lame.
[QUOTE=Scoundrel Swanswater]
No, I hear you raised it by moving.
The Dutch are thankful.
[/QUOTE]
By the way, I didn’t fly on a Fokker when I left. The company couldn’t compete , declined and went bankrupt after I left.