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Again, please, do not let this jackass sully the name of the true Flying Dutchman.
Oh, Van Der Decken pre-dated Honus by quite a bit.
Some of my ancestors came from Ter Neuzen, so I feel a little kinship for that damned soul of legend.
Yeah, but that’s not a person. 
Man, are you ever invested in Honus. Don’t get all hyper.
Now I must tell you that the real Flying Dutchman is not a person, but a famous imaginary ship, first written account around late 18th century. That would be around the time Anna Paulowna Romanova was born. The fact that I have to explain that to a history major baffles me.
That you believe you have to explain anything to anyone proves what everybody in this thread is saying about you.
:standing ovation:
That was a beautiful line.
Made my day.
No shit, dumbass. It’s kinda hard to disgrace a ship, though.
Give him time.
For some reason I thought he was the one who used to be Roger Thornhill. Who is that now?
roger thornhill did not change his name, he was banned.
I thought roger used to be someone else before he was roger, though.
Banned name!
The Flying Dutchman, you may actually own the emptiest skull on these Boards. That’s the charitable version; the other possibility is that you’re so ignorant of North American politics that you may actually qualify as a citizen of Switzerland. In which case you should stick to neutrality and keep your nose out of political discussions which are clearly outside of your ability to comprehend. (I would check into that if I were you, BTW; I hear the chocolate is excellent.)
Congratulations on having achieved the lamest Pitting in at least several days, BTW, which is quite an achievement in its own fucked-up way. OTOH:
This user/post combination may actually be the funniest thing since Master Wang-Ka’s Jehovah Witness story.
No, he’s and idiot. The difference is subtle but (apparently) important.
We got the point one page ago, Basement Queen. Please come up with something original or go assert your royal presence somewhere else.
Wake me up when you have a new insult, mmmkay?
Why would a historian be expected to possess any expertise about imaginary things?
So, Dutch, how’s this pitting working out for you? Is it everything you hoped it would be?
Ty Cobb, Ty Cobb, Ty Cobb, Ty Cobb, Ty Cobb.
Hey, does anyone else like Ty Cobb? Ty fuckin’ Cobb!
Ty Cobb
There comes a point where neither party ends up sounding sane. Sometimes, it’s better to not respond at all.
I’m personally of the “stay sane inside insanity” school of thought. 