Haven’t personally met him, but I want him to come over to my house and cook dinner for me. He always has gourmet recipes. 
And he looks very pretty with a smile and ponytails.
It’s important that we pin that medal on JUST RIGHT. I’m going to take my time with this. Also, I’m going to use my mouth to do the pinning. And I’ll just have to keep you steady, so I’ll just put my hands here on your butt…
This is my 600th post, and I’m using it on you.
As long as I don’t have to cook you for dinner. Some things are better eaten uncooked.
JoeyHemlock
When you care enough to give the very best.*
*[sub]not valid in the mitten state[/sub]
it’s send dammit, SEND!!
arrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
If I had a soul, I’d sell it for a brain.
cripes:smack:
Welcome back, Joey. What happened to your page of DTF pics?
Is this some kind of nasty against my home state of Michigan?
HUH??? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT???
no, I just like the phrase, “mitten state”
sue me
I will then. I’m suing you for the emotional distress caused by knowing I won’t see you and MrC in New York.
Only the fabulous Mr. Hemlock is allowed to sue me.
You can just get your ass down to Chicago.
I will, then!
To see Joey, of course.
Hmm… being a relative newbie, I’m afraid I haven’t heard of this JoeyHemlock character. Does he come with a money-back guarantee? Is he spill-proof? How many leather shoes could he cut through without needing to be sharpened? What about ICantBelieveItsNotJoeyHemlock?
The company went under and I lost 'em ALL. It makes me very angry.
When you have a Lilly, you don’t need a brain. Or at least SHE doesn’t. I don’t know how that works.
Don’t come in between Feb 1st and 15th. I will be invisible for that period.
Hee hee, newbies are so cute. 
Mr. Pud (if that is your real name), just sit back, relax, and trust the JoeyHemlock. He will not lead you astray.
[Sidney Poitier]They call me MISTER Pud![/Sidney Poitier]
She doesn’t. Just a brain stem and some cerebral spinal fluid.
[Young Frankenstein]
“who’s brain is this?”
“abby something”
“abby who?”
“abby normal”
[/Young Frankenstein]
Is your real name Fonzie?
Hello, Joey!