Aaaah…it’s been so long since I’ve read 1984.
That reminds me, I’d better stock up on razor blades*.
Once Chumpsky’s crowd gets into power, I’ll either have to use the same Mach 3 for 6 months at a time, or grow out my beard into one of those Alex Solzhenitsyn models (very inconvenient if you want to eat an ice cream cone).
*yet another obscure 1984 reference
After the revolution, right-thinking Staright Dopers are invited to join me at my palatial estate, decemberschloss. I have stocked a huge supply of wage slaves, who will allow us to live in luxury indefinitely on the backs of their labor.
That’s an interesting way to put it. Who’d you swipe it from?