Read me quick, by morning I will have disappeared! (mod rant)(long)

Yeah, when they make fun of me and such, I think it’s pretty funny. It’s quite amusing.

But damn, they actually started on your relatives who were dying? Damn, that’s pretty fucked up. And pretty low, too. Says more about them though.

…wouldn’t let me edit.

However, I think they’re mostly just trying to make the most shocking, insulting thing they can think of. And I don’t let it get to me, because anymore it’s the same old thing. Like I said, I find it funny.
But if they DID threaten to actually go out harass me, or my family in real life, that’d be another story altogether.

However, if there ARE people making death threats there, that’s extremely, incredibly, fucking stupid. “Anonymous” only up to a point.
(And sorry to hear about your mum, Sampiro. I haven’t been around as much, lately.)

sends smooches to her admirers

But you have to admit, it’s quite nice. Magnificent even.

This went over my head until I read Sapo’s part twice. Now I can’t stop laughing. Oh man, it’s a shame so few will get this.

Huh? I didn’t say anything one way or the other about your armchair psychoanalysis of Sampiro. I simply asked if it’s really necessary to post such things?

So, what? “The Pit” means everyone has to act down to their basest instincts?

Whatever - I don’t really care. He can fight his own battles. I’ve said what I have to say. Please don’t let me stop you all from acting like children.

This particular battlefield I’ve yielded due to the ancient saying (which sounded so much better in Greek) “To argue with snarkers on a message board is like running in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you’re still retarded”.

Or as with my favorite clown joke, sometimes there is no better response than “Fuck you, clown.”*

*Just to avoid confusion, that’s not directed at lowbrass.

Maybe you should have finished reading the rest of the paragraph.

If you drop out of the race due to your twisted ankle, you are a lame retard. Just sayin’.

Why do I have a feeling that you have a retarded relative hidden in your sleeve, and you are just waiting for some offenderatti to come and call you on this just so you can plop him on the table and bleed some tears for your suffering?

Because you’ve watched this and now wish to employ it as your own?

IANAR, nor do I play one on TV, nor am I an offenderato, but that’s inane. Still, I suppose the saying would lose a little in translation had it ended “…you’re still wheelchair-bound” or “…you’re still a double amputee”.

We could hold a mini-contest in which entrants attempt to recast that saying in such a manner as to retain its pungency without actually insulting any paraplegics, couldn’t we? The winner gets to stick your head in a… oops, no wishing harm on a fellow Doper. :rolleyes:

No, I hadn’t. Very funny (and sadly, very true)

But no. I said that because it sounds like the kind of thing an trolling attention whore would do.

A wonderfully accurate sentence in its ambiguity.

How the hell can I read this quick, when it’s four freakin’ pages already?

Well, I’ll try. I only hope to Og the mods don’t disappear it before I’ve finished…

I am glad it wasn’t lost :wink:

…well, that was interesting.

Oh, wait, the other thing. Tedious. [/bender]

Well, at least you got a free link to a thread with a picture of my mom (the one I’m obsessed with yet others feel the need to post links to threads about the 50 year old hairstyle of here and on snark boards) so it wasn’t a total wash. :wink:

PM me and I’ll send you her wrestling photos. I’d link to them in the other thread but that along with referring to me as her would make BigBabySweet’s dick swell to it’s full two inches and then the cat would never get any rest. (Hey, peurile insults are fun!)
Ah, and on my email the spam crop is coming in lovely this week. Wunderbar.

I don’t know what the fuck that means, and I don’t care.

of course.

If that’s the case, then shut the fuck up. Aren’t you tired of “winning” arguments through sheer stubbornness and selective reading?