Real headlines related to trump and his enablers that sound like made-up 'The Onion'-style joke headlines

[Buck_Godot]

Exchange from the P&E speakership thread

@Riemann

Matt Gaetz pouts he's 'tired' of not having a speaker after ousting McCarthy

@Saint_Cad

Tha’s gotta be from the Onion, right?

I agree and so am posting it here.