I’m confused. Is that done before or after the forest floors are raked?!?
First you get the raking, then you get the dampening, and then you get the women!
Is that sorta like grabbing them by the bush?
What’s that dummy’s plan for those trees that need a fire (some kind of pine?) To propagate?
Donald Trump Jr. Issues Gun Plea to Stop Paragliders Invading US Homes
Originally posted by @Darren_Garrison in the “Stupid MFers” thread, reposting here because
HAH! That’s Dark Brandon-level stuff, there.
We’ve managed to overlook the one that sort of started it all,
Donald Trump Cinches The Presidency In Major Upset
I mean I was in disbelief when I woke up that morning. I can see the Onion staff now.
“We’ve had a former movie actor as President a generation back. How can we top that?”
… “Ooh! Ooh! I know – a former reality-TV star!”
“Murphy, you’re a genius!”
Brain damaged Trump Jr.:
I can guarantee 99.999 percent of you are going to have an awesome time having a new hobby while also being able to defend yourself.
So that leaves only 3,300 people who did not have an awesome time because they were shot to death. A small price to pay for keeping motorized paragliders out of your home.
Exchange from the P&E speakership thread
I agree and so am posting it here.
I can’t take credit for this find, so I’ll link to the Dope post which cites it:
are you insinuating foreplay here? …
… i mean before going all in for the feline
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about half of them will be children … so basically just “small people who do not vote” … see, the price to pay, just got smaller!!!
/s
What?!? trump never put together that his show The Apprentice was about business apprenticeships until recently? Wow. That boggles.
I guess it makes sense though- he never put together that being the President was about the office of the Presidency, not himself.
Nor did he figure out that the president works for the people, not the other way around.
True that.
What really boggles my mind about the fact of that article is not just that trump was so clueless that he didn’t realize that his show ‘The Apprentice’ was about apprenticeships until just then, but that he would admit it to the world like that. If I was giving a speech, and something that should have been glaringly obvious to me suddenly occurred, I would keep it to myself.
trump has absolutely, positively no shame about his ignorance or many, many other personal failings. This is part of what’s gotten him this far-- he can say or do the most stupid, awful, cringe-inducing things, and move forward onto he next stupid, awful thing with no hint of embarrassment. It’s also part of what makes him so dangerous-- he has no ability to learn from his mistakes, or just does not care to, and doesn’t give a shit who knows it.
That’s because he’s a stable genius and does not make mistakes.
He also assumes (after decades of exposure to yes-men) that he’s the smartest man in the room, and if he’s just thought of something, he’s the first person to have thought of it. He’s not so much showing off his ignorance, but rather deigning to share these pearls of great wisdom with the rest of us.
“You’re right, sir. Nobody has ever connected apprenticeships with The Apprentice.” (Wipes tears from eyes.)
True-- he’s so collosally ignorant that he has absolutely no conception just how ignorant he is. He’s an Uber example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. An Uber-Kruger. David Dunning and Justin Kruger must shake their heads and say ‘is this guy even for real?’ When they came up with their thesis, they probably had no idea there would rise up such a perfect, ‘Platonic Ideal’ of it.