Trump Slaps DeSantis as ‘Injured Falling Bird’ to Iowa Crowd: ‘He’s a Bad Seed’ - The Messenger
There’s always the classic “I just grab em by the pussy”
Let’s not forget this classic:
Trump: I could ‘shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters’
Or on a more light-hearted note, Trump’s Lincoln trilogy:
Trump Says He Would Likely Beat George Washington And Abraham Lincoln In An Election
Trump: Abraham Lincoln Had It Easy Compared to Me
President Trump Thinks America Doesn’t Know Abraham Lincoln Was a Republican
At this point, there are not headlines I’d expect from the Onion at all. If they were to have headlines about Trump, it would be like “Trump engages in thoughtful debate with Democrats”.
(I think “mutants” are Trump-speak for trans people)
It’s almost like the most advanced reading he’s done is Run, Spot, Run.
And then he complained about the plot. “Why so much running? What are you running for? Don’t you know you only have so much energy? This “Spot” is one of the dumbest people I’ve ever met!”
Mad suggested that back in the late 1960s (and included a shot of Hubert Humphrey in a bathing suit)
Does this one count?
Biden Joins Trump’s Truth Social Site ‘Because We Thought It Would Be Very Funny’
This is really turning into a walk down bad memory lane, being reminded of all the batshit crazy things trump has said since he began his 2016 run. So…much…insanity. I think it’s good to remind ourselves of it though. This man is straight-up, freakin’ nuts. This is the guy who cowardly Repub politicians who know better are pretending, oh, it’s just great that he’s running for President again, after having experienced 4 years of this blazing buffoonery.
Let’s not forget this one! trump does not appear to have quite the understanding of history one would expect from a toddler, let alone a President:
President Trump Said Revolutionary War Troops ‘Took Over the Airports’ in His Fourth of July Speech
Sure! It is funny, the way the Biden admin is trolling trump on his own platform. Wonder how long before Toothless Social shuts down Biden’s account?
Might it be even harder to find a Trump headline that doesn’t sound like the Onion?
I believe the point is that if one substitutes any non-MAGA name, they read like a headline from the Onion.
The hits just keep coming: