Wow, that one’s more scary than funny 
The idea that any of these headlines are true about a man who was, and may again be, the president of the United States, is scary.
True.
Goddamn, I was going to say, “The rules are it has to be the real headline!” and then I clicked the link.
I liked this one better. It lets one assume that it’s only a partial gag order because no full-sized gag could ever fully block his big mouth.
Dammit. I swear there’s an image of Trump sitting with tighty whiteys over his head out there, but I can’t find it.
Use your imaginations.
Fuck you, no.
Okay, you asked for it. I came across this.
Everything about trump is like an Onion article. Except none of the Onion writers could dream up trump in his entire hideousness. I don’t fault them for that.
Damn you to hell.
I love it!
My work here is done.
Since older headlines are okay, here is a topic that I’m sure everyone knows about but come on, how are these not from The Onion? (These headlines are almost the same but not quite so I posted both.)
Trump suggests ‘injection’ of disinfectant to beat coronavirus and ‘clean’ the lungs
Trump dangerously suggests sunlight and ingesting disinfectants could help cure coronavirus
… and as for his being appointed Speaker…