Real headlines related to trump and his enablers that sound like made-up 'The Onion'-style joke headlines

[LSLGuy]

I can’t take credit for this find, so I’ll link to the Dope post which cites it:

What about Trump's new social network? I hear crickets

You can’t make this stuff up (you can Google for the same story on many other sites): Full title: The Biden-Harris Campaign Already Has More Followers On Truth Social Than The Trump Campaign From the article above: The Biden-Harris campaign has already surpassed the Trump campaign in followers on Truth Social, the Donald Trump-owned social media start-up, only days after joining—though Trump’s account has exponentially more followers than both.