Brand new Truth. Stollen is now in the official lexicon.
“I had just finished with my cup of covfefe when I noticed my hamberder had been stollen”.
He has blathered “stollen” since 2019. He’s a moron.
“Moran,” shirley?
If trump actually threatened to punch Biden, perhaps he needs a visit from some secret service agents to explain the error of his ways. After a week in the slammer.
If this isn’t the most Onion-y fake Onion headline ever. I may have mentioned it in another thread.
Rep. Louie Gohmert asks if Forest Service can shift Earth’s or moon’s orbit to fight climate change
I have to admit, I love this one. It recalls happy times in childhood spent watching Superman cartoons on TV. There was one where Superman had to do exactly this, and thinking back on how it was depicted in the cartoon has always amused me. The Supes is shown landing upside down, on his hands, and then looking like he’s doing a handstand. Then they cut away to a view of the entire planet being moved back into place.
Also, until just now I missed the fact that Gohmert was asking the Forestry Service if they could do this!
You have no idea how many superheroes there are in the Texas Forestry Service, hidden as regular employees until we need to move the moon!
They walk among us, so the public won’t discover ther power of flight.
Does Smokey count? Being able to talk should count as a superpower for a bear I’d think.
Does he think the Forestry Sevice is run by Killface?
A fresh one from today: Trump Touts Ex-Mobster ‘Sammy The Bull’ As Moral Character Witness
Guess what Trump? That’s not the win you think it is.
Here’s another Onion-worthy headline:
Trump probably didn’t like the cut of the profits Sammy was offering.
"I couldn’t get to him. He wouldn’t bite,” Gravano said
The severed horse head woke up next to Donald Trump and ran from the room screaming.
Head?
Trump is usually associated with the other end of the horse.
The ass remained in bed.
Everyone touts the best character witness they can find.
What, Satan wasn’t available?
He pretends Trump doesn’t exist (He’s concerned about His job security).
Makes you wonder whether the ethereal Powers That Be are preparing a special section of eternal Limbo for his personal afterlife.