- Eternally clogged commodes …
- “Brass” plated plastic fixtures …
- Blood-rare hamberders
- No ketchup …
- Always-on televisions perpetually tuned to MSNBC …
I could continue, but this is verging on a hijack as it is.
I wonder how many forestry workers it would take to blow up the moon?
(Mr. Show comedy skit where the US blows up the moon)
…that, when he’s sitting on them composing tweets, collapses under his weight just before he hits “send”.
For both kinds of “send” :evil grin:
I read that as "COMPOSTING xitter. But then I see every omnibus thread leader as
“OMINOUS”.
Dan
You can’t make this stuff up.
Trump loses Three Lawyers in one day. Quite a hat trick.
Thanks to @Gyrate and his post in the stupid Republicans thread
Discussing The Wizard of Oz, Candace Owens accuses the Munchkins of performing a “satanic ritual”
He’s hawking Trump shoes and cologne. I guess the only thing left to try to sell is pillows. Sorry, Mikey.
I shudder to think what that cologne smells like. From the article, a former Repub congressman claims “Sir!” smells like “armpits, ketchup, a butt, and makeup”. The cologne has to be industrial grade to cover up that alluring aroma.
I really do wonder why urine wasn’t in there. After all, Tan the Conman evidently has a bit of a fetish for said liquid.
“This is piss. Piss with ink.”
- Sweeney Todd
Bumping this thread for this find by @Tatterdelaion
Yep. When I saw that link just now, I originally thought " ‘New Republic?’ Is that some satire site that intentionally looks like the URL of another, legitimate site?"
It was reported at other news sites as well. I chose that one because the New Republic is reasonably reputable, and I liked the headline.
Slightly off topic, but this is the one story about him that I don’t believe. He’s just too neurotic and high on himself to be into that sort of stuff.
Trump has nomination sent on his behalf by Netanyahu for "The Nobel Peace Prize’?
“Say, isn’t that guy wanted by the ICC for war crimes relating to genocide?”
“Shhh. You’ll spoil the photo-op.”
The story I heard (not that this is necessarily true either, but more plausible than the story that he likes getting peed on) is that when he rented the room at a Moscow hotel Obama stayed at, he hired a couple Russian prostitutes to pee on the bed Obama had slept in. What he really gets off on is hurting and insulting his enemies, even just symbolically.
According to the Steele report, it was a party given by a Moscow bank whose directors had connections to Russian intelligence. They hired girls to put on a show for the guests, including Trump. But there’s no evidence that Trump participated.
Kind of makes you wonder if the whole bombing Iran thing was set up by the two of them just so Trump could get nominated for that Nobel Peace Prize that he so desperately covets.
I also sometimes wonder why Trump doesn’t just have a fake NPP made up with his name on it. Seems like just the kind of thing he’d do.
It wouldn’t have been just for that (you know Israel has wanted to bomb Iran for a very long time) but I would not be shocked if that was brought up as part of the plan before engaging in military action.
A couple dollars will get you one from Ali Express (the same place that supposedly the Trump Mobile phones were purchased from then rebranded).
https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256805378279352.html?gatewayAdapt=glo2usa4itemAdapt