Like mermaid, I had an almost one.
I would link to the relevant thread, but . . . hehehe.
Late one night back in March, I believe, my roommate said, when both of us were in bed (me on the top bunk and him in the bottom), “Patrick, are you horny?”
Anyone who wants further details is invited to do a search for threads started by me in MPSIMS in the past year with the word “roommate” in the title.
For some reason my roommate doesn’t talk to me much anymore . . .
When I was about 19 a guy I worked with mentioned that his wife “liked me.” Was a sort of a three-way thing for a while, and then it all ended in tears. Apparently I transgressed an unwritten law by pairing off with his wife whenever I could. Who knew? Thinking back to this, I can’t help wondering how the hell that happened.
I once met a woman who was chatty during sex-- In standard porn cliches. By some quirk of my personality, if a girl says, “Oh, yeah… Do me!” I can’t help laughing hysterically. I don’t think it was appreciated.
My friend Mario and I shared a woman once. She was a cute 30-something redhead who lived out in the boonies. I’d met her twice before, but Mario was always going out there when her husband was at work, sometimes bringing friends. He was also screwing her daughter, but she wasn’t there that night. She sounded like a porn star, Mario was banging away at her and she was yelling ‘I need a cock in my mouth’ and reaching for mine. It was all too weird for me, I couldn’t maintain interest and went and watched TV for a while in the other room, then came back with a Polaroid I had in the car and snapped a picture of them going at it.
MAN, people make some ugly faces when they are having sex. This woman already had a pale complexion, and the flash made her look even paler, and her face at that moment was contorted into a freakish mask. It honestly looked like a picture of Mario fucking a corpse, it was spooky. Mario thought it was really cool and kept the picture, showed it to all his friends. I keep expecting it to turn up on the internet…hey, if anyone sees this guy (in the foreground) in a picture like I described on a porn page or newsgroup, email me at deke_weasleteats@hotmail.com.
Too bad the board is so slow lately. We already covered this, but the search engine just isn’t what it used to be.
So I was working on a large acrylic painting, with as my models the ever-delicious Miguel Angel and Jean-Pierre. Miguel was posing nude and JP with his shirt off. We took a short break to stretch our legs, and when JP got back Miguel and I seduced him. 
Uh, Badtz…how old was the daughter at the time?
As for me, when I was 18, I was walking home from the library, and started talking with and keeping pace with, a guy about my age. We started chatting, and kept going, beyond my apartment building, to a pastoral clearing in the forest by a rippling brook. Oh my god it was so good. But I wouldn’t get in the brook with him afterwards, much as I wanted to. It was muddy, you see, and my mom would never have accepted any explanation for why I was dirty, or why I’d been in the woods at all.
When I was 21, I had to get the lock fixed on the door to my dorm room. The guy who came to fix it was also about my age. He fixed it, then I kept sitting there and he kept standing there. This might not count as a RLPS, because we didn’t have genital contact; we kept underwear on. He said he didn’t want to risk knocking me up, and I said I didn’t want to risk getting him fired. He was sweeeeet, though.
About a week from 18, I remember because we went back out there a week later they were celebrating her birthday.
I have so many of these it’s fairly embarassing. First couple off the top of my head…
A bunch of us rented rollerskates so we could skate through campus one nice evening. Eventually my girlfriend and I slipped away from the crowd. We found a building with an elevator that opened to the outside (not a lobby). We got in and made love while still on rollerskates while the elevator went up and down. There was the extra thrill of possibly being caught everytime the elevator opened on the top or bottom floor. Only a four story building, too. Wonder how campus police would have dealt with that.
Another time we were having a party at our apartment and I went up to my room to crash. The door was locked. I knocked and knocked, no response. So I opened the door. There was a couple in the middle of doing the nasty on my bed. The girl was my roommate’s little sister’s friend who was staying with us. She invited me to join in, and the other guy was cool with it, so I went with it. It was a long night, that led into a long weekend of sex.
…I have a lot of these stories, plus a lot of ones where I declined for whatever reason. FWIW this doesn’t happen much anymore.
After lots and LOTS of alcohol one night, I went to take a shower…next thing i know, my roommate (another girl) and our guy friend are in the shower with me… I somehow ended up standing on the edge of the tub while he um, “ate down at the Y” and she went down on him…I ended up falling out of the shower and breaking the curtain rod…
But that’s about the only one I have.
When I was working at my first McDonalds, I was 17. One night a guy came in, and we were flirting like crazy. Time came for me to end work and walk home, so I went into the bathroom to change into street clothes. As I came out, he was walking out of the men’s room. We looked at each other, our eyes met, and without a word we slipped into the handicapped stall of the men’s room, where I gave him a BJ and we fucked. Afterwards, I put my clothes back on, walked home, and never saw him again.
Then there was the time Scott and I hooked up in the ballpit i playland…that wasn’t quite as pornlike though.
ACK please ignore that - I was using the ‘quote’ button, but somehow goofed and sent it too soon. I blame the current board glitches! :o
In fact, if a mod would be so kind, would you please remove it? Thanks.
I got head from my best friends girlfriend while he slept in the back on the way to Vegas.
She teased me a lot when he fell asleep in the backseat. I finally got fed up and dared her to try something. Apparently that was the starting gun as she tore open my pants and went total suction pump.
Meanwhile I am shakin and keep looking back at my asleep buddy as his girlfriend is driving me insane. Did not realize I was pushing down on the accelerator and found myself flying past a speed trap at 110 when I came.
Cop follows along as I try to button back up. I finally pull over and the cop walks up on the passenger side. I am sweating profusely and my shirt is hangin out as well as my pants are half unbuttoned, she is grinning sweetly and wiping me off her chin. Cop gives me a serious look, grins and says “Best excuse I have seen all day. Just watch the speed next time buddy.” And lets us go.
Buddy never woke up. What a sound sleeper
