Has anyone here ever had a real-life spontaneous porn-like sex situation? traditional example: Lady is home alone, orders a pizza, the pizza guy shows up and she gives him a really special “tip” hehehe
I had one situation, kinda sorta. Im not sure if it counts though, because I already knew the girl…
When I was 24, I had a neighbor chick who was my best friend. We had gone to high school together. We were really bored, just sitting around drinking beer and watching a porn video. We never had messed around before or really even thought about it. Heck, we never even had a date together. Then, completely out of the blue, she just up and says: “Do you wanna have sex?” she was 110% serious…well I said yes of course, and the rest is history She was a hottie. I was a virgin. Wheeeeeee!
Several years ago, when I was working at the Grand Canyon, I walked into the TV room of the employee dorm I lived in. A really hot guy was sitting back and watching the tube. A few minutes passed, and I noticed that he had his right hand moving up and down the front of his sweat pants. He looked over at me and his intentions really overt. There was nobody else there, so I leaned over and kissed him and felt under his t-shirt. He had ripped, hard muscle, not an ounce of fat on him.
We went upstairs to my room, got nekkid, and did the nasty six ways from Sunday.
Met a Scandinavian couple on a nude beach in St. Martin during spring break once - they didn’t speak a bit of English and I didn’t speak any of whatever is they speaking. It didn’t seem to matter too much - everyone had a good time and I can personally say that I’ve done my part to further good relations between peoples of all countries.
I was at a club one evening, when a lady walked up to me and asked to buy me a drink. I accepted, and as we talked she said she was flirting with a girl that was there, but the girl didn’t want to do anything with her unless there was a guy there.
Dear SDMB,
I have been reading your message boards for a long time. I never thought any of the things I had read could happen to me, until one night…
Oh wait wrong forum.
So just last week I was at a bar chatting up a girl when another girl came up and sat down on the other side of me. The girls started talking to each other and would each place there hand about an inch from “little elvis” as they leaned across me to talk to each other. Finally, as the drinks flowed later in the evening. Their hands met in my lap and we all went home together.
ok that’s the closest I’ve been to real life porno lately.
An ex-girlfriend of a former roomie called me out of the blue once and asked to come over. We had always gotten along, and I figured she wanted to catch up on things.
She was a nurse at the local VA and on break from a disaster drill. When I got the door I was suprised to see her in an olive jumpsuit and combat boots. I was even more suprised to see the look in her eyes, and her hand pulling down the zipper. It was the first time since my teens that I got that tight-throat-I-can’t-breathe feeling.
She was tall and blonde and we rutted like weasels. It may not have been “porn”, but it sure felt like it.
Well, there was that time in college where I and another girl seduced a guy friend of ours. I was in charge of clothes removal, among other things.
Or the other time in college where I was offered a bus ticket to spend the evening with a friend who was flying home after graduating. He had an overnight stay at the hotel airport, I had a free afternoon, we’d been attracted to each other for a while, you can guess the rest. We rutted like weasels for 15 hours. Mmmmm. I still get kinda tingly thinking about it.
Or the time when I was filming with a popular tv series, and had a torrid week-long affair with their lighting technician. He was positively yummy.
Then there was the time I was brought backstage after a concert and just happened to have a room at the same hotel the band was staying in. Let’s just leave it with this… there’s nothing like a keyboardist.
One night a girl friend (not a girlfriend) of mine called me up and said you should come hang out with me and my friend tonight. You’re both single and cute so why not? I said O.K. and we all went out drinking.
The girl was very cute. The topic turned to playstation 2 and the girl says “I love playstation 2”. A couple more drinks and then I ask this girl if she wants to come to Brooklyn with me. She says “Yeah, I wanna check out that PS2”
So we get pack to my pad (my roomates were out of town) and we start playing a racing game I had rented. It gets to be my turn and as I’m playing she reaches down and starts rubbing my crotch. She then unzipped my pants and started kissing and then, well, sucking. At this point I was thanking heaven for my good fortune. I had no idea how good. I put the controller down and went to put my hands on her and she immediately stopped, looked up at me and said"
“Don’t stop playing!!!”
Ummmmm. OK. So I sat there and got a blow job while I raced around a Nascar course on the PS2. I kept crashing, but I tell you, that’s the way to play video games. My old girfriend used to complain that I give them too much attention. Man was this other girl a treat.
Then we went into my room for a couple hours, and when we were done she left. Man that was great. I’ve pretty much not seen her since. Just a nice one-time type of thing, but she is definately part of the standard by which I judge blowjobs now.
Since I didn’t participate in this thread the last itme around (I don’t think)…
My first lesbian experience(I was 17)was at a party in Greece. Older woman seduced me at poolside. By the time I realized there was an audience, I didn’t care.
For my 36th birthday, my SO and a former lover got together and gave me the specific threesome I had been wanting for 2 years. I wrote a paper about it for my Soc Sexuality class. Prof impressed. Got an A.
I had the opportunity to sleep with a friend’s wife one time (with his approval, no less), but my conscience took control of little Blue and I couldn’t do it. No regrets, though. The whole situation would have probably gotten real ugly in time. About six months later, I met the woman I would marry.
In July, I was in Vegas, helping my ex-sister-in-law move.
One of her friends sent her 26 YO hard bodied son to help us with the heavy stuff. By that afternoon I had sex with him in the storage unit we were supposed to be emptying, AND in the elevator in the building!!
hehehe
She was a hottie. I was a virgin. Wheeeeeee!