Well if she’s really an 18-year old hot blonde, I’m sure it wasn’t her first.
More likely she’sthis guy.
Even the most regular woman can have a period occur off schedule.
Try telling that to Mussolini’s wife.
Personally, I hope our OP sticks around for a while. I want to see if she’ll change her name to **hotblonde19 **next year. And, hey, if we’re lucky she’ll really show some endurance and in 10 years **somewhatattractivewithblackroots28 **will be one of our most respected posters.
Especially when you’re 18. Sometimes your schedule doesn’t really settle down until you’re older.
Even if she actually is hot, blonde, 18, and female, it sounds like she bleeds out of her vagina, which is like, really a turn-off.
This is why I always required hysterectomies from any woman that wanted to date me.
Never trust anything that bleeds for three days but won’t die.
I’d say this is a much more fitting song…
Some kinds of medications also can throw off your menstrual cycle.
I’d think the boyfriend would be happy if it were the fucking time of the month, as opposed to the not-fucking time of the month. Although he might be happier with BJ time of the month, of course. Not that those have to be separate times, of course.
Or this one.
When the summer shower is through.
Some voice within me keeps repeating
Colon, quotation mark.
You comma you comma you, exclamation point.
Close quotation, period, dash.
Hotblonde18, is that you?
You didn’t need to do that.
<sob> Beautiful.
This is a historic moment, folks. hotblonde18 finally has finally made an appearance in all chatrooms and internet message boards, even this one. 
Personally, I’m into commas. Periods, not so much…
I believe her box being flooded is what the rant is about.
Guys who repeat this should be cock-punched. And then cursed with hemorrhoids.