Really Horrible Experimental Flavors

Mmm. I like a lot of the stuff on here. Juicy Pear Jelly Bellies are my favourite flavour (although I also liked the grass flavoured ones in the gross pack so I’m probably not very normal), and the peach-mango Flat Earth chips mentioned in a link are absolutely amazing. The sugar plum ice cream sounds completely heavenly, and I am now actively hunting down those Burger King chips to try 'em.

Natto is what glues “Satan’s Salted Asshole” closed. Seriously sticky and stinky and craptacularly disgustingly barftastic.

We had a German exchange student with us for a few months. While she seemed resistant to anything American we had in mind for her, she had no compunctions about visiting absolutely awful stuff on us with no warning. One of these, that she admitted to at first having hated as well, was a flat, diamond-shaped licorice candy that was absolutely god-awful and ghastly. My wife refers to it as “donkey spit”.

I have no idea what the stuff was called; I probably have an empty wrapper in our house somewhere just so I can teach our children to avoid it when they get old enough to read.

These work really well on stomach aches for me when pretty much nothing else does. I used to buy six packs of tins from the local Wal-Mart in Louisiana, but unfortunately I haven’t seen them for sale once in the three years since I’ve been back in PA.