Looks like you’re alone on that last count, sparky.
I’m thinking about starting that one now. I bet I’d do well.
Smeghead, how do you propose to start that thread?
Predict the next lurker.
Am I The Only One Who [fill in blank]?
LOTR: Anybody Notice That In Scene 248, Frodo’s Shirt Was Tucked In But In Scene 249 It Wasn’t? Was This In The Book?
Name My Band.
Cecil is a big fat lame…
Who wants to date Steve Bartman
I’ve got a WMD in my pants…
My dog is acting weird and frothing at the mouth–should I give him a belly rub?
Could you give me tips on self-induced vomiting?
Look what I can do with my pet! (Warning TMI)
I submit 50% of the current front page threads in Cafe Society. People seem to have forgotten that money is the sincerest form of flattery.
“Guess My Username”
Help Me Kill My [fill in the blank]
How are you celebrating Hilter’s birthday?
TMI! TMI! Hey…that sounds like TIMMY…TIMMAAHHH…HAHAHAHA!!
!daerhT drawkcaB A roF emiT
Should we really allow women outside the house?
Which smilie do you like best? :eek: or 
?
Best < Fill in the Blank > Lines
Erveyoen cna siltl reda thsi!
Help me name my penis!
Jesus loves you, but I’m his favorite!
Hey lesbos! Does this make you hot?
Talk about the illegal things you are planning to do in the near future!
This thing I found inside my rectum (part 5)
My SO makes me sooo mad!!!
Am I totally without a clue?
What’s the number for 911?
Aren’t little goats kids? What’s with this cub goat?
OMFG! I heard the word “chablis” in a country song!!!
I went to Choir Practice for a month, and my back still hurts.
Who’s this Jeebus guy???
This <insert disaster of the day> happened!
Can you believe <insert same disaster>?
You won’t belive what just happened!<insert same disaster>
-I know it’s important to report because it’s devestating/shocking, and this forum is here where i hear most of what’s going on, but opening a couple of threads on the same subject without anything new to add… Or re-opening old threads of 2 or more years ago…creat a link!
better yet:
I’m drunk right now! thread
which i am right now, so ecuse if i offended anyone