So I have some vacation to burn for the end of this year. And I have managed to get my necessary work around the house done Which makes for the rare situation where I wake up without a need to do something, and can just kind of slowly drift into consciousness leisurely. Which of course leads to those not-fully-brain-engaged morning trains of thought.
This morning my train started on looking forward to spring, which lead to spring birds, then spring animals in general, and the fact that under natural circumstances there are only a couple months where cows are born. Which lead to the highly profound thought that zodiac signs would be pointless for cows since they are all the same couple, and most actually are Tauruses*.
*I don’t know if that’s actually true. I don’t really know that stuff, but my brain had a vague notion that Taurus is in the spring, which is good enough for a conclusion in disengaged morning thought.