Wow, you are amazing, knowing almost exactly nothing about me what-so-ever, and you were able to guess that I am single before I said so.
You must the the worlds most amazing mentalist, or psychic.
Or just a cynical asshole.
And women seem to like assholes so I will predict you’re taken.
I’m confused by the notion that pubic hair on a woman is “masculinizing.” I mean, it’s a PUSSY, how masculine can it possibly ever look?
Also, extreme close-up penetration shots wherein everything is completely bald look remarkably like someone is fucking a raw chicken. That is all.
Minge is making a come-back it seems. Sorry, mate.
Also, to screw up your stats. I’m a woman who quite likes beards and does not like assholes at all. Between a man with a beard and a man who is an asshole, my preference is quite clear. I suppose I’m not very feminine. Or something.
Quite likely, yes. 27th anniversary coming up this year.
That aside, I am not the one trying to get validation or justification for his personal preferences and observations from porn.
(I honestly have no idea how common shaving or trimming is among women of my age group.
Yes! The only thing that is unquestionable masculine on a woman is a penis!
“Do you expect me to talk…!?”
“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to Shave…!”
Don’t use just any old shaving cream either, use the best baby shave cream, not too sure about the new gel stuff since I haven’t had the pleasure to do this in a long time.
I swore if I ever got another hair on the back of my tongue I would quit, uh … well you know quit doing that.
Now here’s a little secret I bet you didn’t know there just happens to be a sect within the Muslim religion that requires all of their women to shave their pubs. How do I know this?
Because when I was in the Navy in Rota, Spain doing submarine patrols out of Rota and having a short one week lay over between 90 day patrols I had the pleasure of being assigned to do Shore Patrol duty for my boat.
So as I was doing my rounds of all the bars our crew would visit I run into one of my own Master Chief petty officers drunk as all get out with change on the bar and when he saw me he says to the bar girl behind the bar sitting on a bar stool and pushing his change towards her, “Hey take my buddies picture too”
Well let me tell you what happen next to poor Shore Patrolman caught in a bar with his own Master Petty Officer chief … She takes the change and puts one knee on her stool and standing on the other leg pulls up her mini-skirt revealing a well shaved (and I might add a slightly used) vagina.
Wait, as funny as that sounds. She goes click and then the story comes out the next day from my by now sober chief. Seems the bar girls in Rota, Spain are on a contract rotated and hired out of North Africa to serve bars all over Europe and yep you guessed it she was a Muslim lady.
So there’s a secret I bet you didn’t know and now why I like a well shaved vagina is to keep that bush out of my nose from smelling like urine. :eek:
The same can be said for a woman with hairs on her breasts, how masculine can they look if they are nice feminine breasts.
You could have a hirsute woman and say the same, as long as she has a feminine form then surely the hair doesn’t hurt anything?
And you know what, if these things were common (either in the sense that they happen more often, or are not attended to as often) you could argue the same.
That you don’t see anything masculine about it.
Except a woman does look far better without hairs on her breasts and on her face etc…
I use a depilatory instead of shaving. What’s the problem?
FWIW, a depilatory makes things incredibly easy. Schmear it on, wipe it off, done. No worrying about crevices or whatever. Keep it off of the inner bits and touch up with Venus razor if needed. Done. All you have to do is figure out the timing so you don’t end up with a nasty chemical burn on the labia. Boy, I’m not making this sound too appealing, am I?
Unfortunately, it’s not a viable option for many people depending on skin/hair color combination.
You’ve discovered my get-rich-quick scheme! Though mine includes “fast” and “painless” amongst the criteria. It’s absolutely foolproof, except for the part where I have to actually come up with a affordable, permanent, fast, and painless hair removal system.
I seem to recall that the French invented something that might meet those requirements. Something about a “National razor”…
As for men shaving their privates – and I ain’t talking drill sergeants – no one goes near Mr. Happy with a razor. End of story.
Napalm + Morphine?
Follicle eating enzymes?
Galvanic nair combo? (electricity helps push chemicals into the skin).
Nair plus DMSO? (helps penetration).
Ok, here is an idea that might be easy to test, DMSO and or galvanic plus some form of dye so at home laser tratment can be used on blonde hair. (still slow and expensive though, plus lasers that work on blonde hair do exist).
Laser, but computer targeted to just hit follicles and not skin.
Such laser accuracy is possible and was achieved for killing mosquitoes in the air by burning their wings off. (There is a TED talk on it)
The latter idea could actually be a seriously good idea.
Really? The decorations always say do not use on bikini area.
And the speed limit on the Jersey Turnpike is 65. 
The one I use is marked “Formulated for black men” and “Only to be used to remove facial hair.” So basically I’m hitting the trifecta of not following the label directions. (It’s Magic Shaving Powder, if you’re interested)
But, of course, I am not endorsing such off-label usage. Nope nope.
Note to self: Hire mythoughts immediately, but as consultant only. Want to avoid HR issues from having mad scientist on permanent staff.
That’s a pejorative term, I’m just an eccentric genius scientist with ethical boundary issues.
BTW the later idea could be quite affordable once mass produced (along with the mosquito killing version) since everything is mostly off the shelf.
The Mosquito prototype was made with optics from a laser printer.
Laser diodes are pretty cheap. It would take some expertise but it is really just a case or putting it together with the software that can pick out a hair follicle from a wide range of skin tones and root hair colour.
Probably hairs could be made easier to identify by something that can pick out different spectra, I don’t know how easy that is with a regular camera though.
Ok, I’ll edit the official job description. Thanks.
My idea is based on electrolysis, not lasers. Electrolysis is effective and has been used for so long that we know it’s safe. It’s expensive and slow, however, because a human operator has to find and zap each hair one by one. But a computer-guided robotic electrolysis zapper could do it, and if it could run multiple zappers at once, an area could be treated much more quickly.
Your idea seems simpler because there are far fewer mechanical bits, though. I’m concerned about the long-term safety of laser hair removal, but I think your idea has legs. Smooth smooth legs.
Insults are not allowed in this forum, only in the BBQ PIT, so don’t use insults again, please.
Laser is far more gentle that electrolysis if I am not mistaken.
Electrolysis causes scabs and pain, laser is I believe more gentle provided the skin is light enough, but hey I just looked it up yesterday, so double check what I say.
If the laser only targets the hair follicle then skin damage is near zilch.
Your first sentence doesn’t follow from your last. It is in style now for hair to be removed or trimmed, when it wasn’t back then. It is also more in style to wear clothing that shows off your shaving preferences. And keeping up with at least the basics of what’s in style is often considered an indication of caring for yourself.
When grooming is the default, not grooming can mean something different. I can easily see it meaning that you just don’t think about that area that much. Surely there are more of those than people who have consciously chosen to fight against the current trends.
I checked, laser does have scaring, and so does electrolysis.
But pin point accurate targeting would have far far lower risk of scaring, though still I guess anything is possible.
And if it doubles as an insect killer, it could be quite the multi-purpose appliance.
Next if they were all networked (if every hose had one) then it could target, well incoming missiles…
Or if a botnet takes them over you could end up with some very villainous possibilities.
Still jokes aside there would be so many uses for an accurate laser targeting tool it could become quite the ubiquitous tool, want to keep pests from organic fruit?
Want a security system that can detect and blind intruders?
Want to have a tree sculptured without touching a leaf?
But if you call in the next 20 minutes you will also get these crappy collapsing coat-hangers we were never able to sell 20 years ago, absolutely free!