Recommend a Vegas strip club!

[LiveOnAPlane]

Gee, Misnomer, I hate to be the one who probably kills this very interesting thread…

But what about treating him to a really, really, good massage there? I mean the works, hot rocks and all? Maybe, both of you together.

I say the last because I instantly turn into a soggy marshmallow when my wife does my back and neck, but I am just toooooo shy to get one on my own. My wife and my daughter have many times, and absolutely swear by them. But my dirty little secret is, I am just to SHY to do this alone. Yes, I know it is ridiculous, to be depriving myself of such gloriousness, I admit it.

But, if my wife were to gift me something like that, I’d HAVE to take it, right? And if she was right there by me, having one too, I wouldn’t feel embarassed.

I’m not saying your guy is like this, I’m just suggesting a couple of ideas.

…and hoping that one day…
(Disclaimer: Please don;t take my dry sense of humor elsewhere on this board to mean I’m implying anything risque. I’m really not. A good back massage would be heaven, that’s all. I’m just shy.)

[Khampelf]

@outlierrn

WTF?

I’m sure that Paul means that a prostitute would avoid a man obviously with a partner, not that Misnomer and her boyfriend would not be upset by a prostitute soliciting him in front of her.

[DrDeth]

@tremorviolet

You know what might be a compromise: Cirque Du Soleil has a show in Vegas called “Zoomanity” (or “Zumanity” I’m not sure) that’s the “sensual” and “adult” version. Not a strip club but still a intriguing thing to go see.

And if not Cirque (ecch), then there are several other Soft X rated shows.

The massage/spa idea of LiveOnAPlane is not a bad idea. (But personally I have no problems at all in getting a massage, and I am a manly masculine man. )

[pulykamell]

@Incubus

You’d be surprised. I don’t know how many/how many times you’ve been to strip clubs, but the last several times I’ve been there were couples there. Hell, last weekend when we went there were six couples there, including a few my parents’ ages. :dubious:

I’ve only been to a handful of strip clubs in my days, but, yeah, like your experience, it was not unusual to see couples there. I suppose it depends on the joint, but I do not automatically think “guys only” for strip clubs.

[Nzinga_Seated]

@DrDeth

And if not Cirque (ecch), then there are several other Soft X rated shows.

Yeah. I saw a topless show at the Stratosphere, and allthough it was a bit cheesey, it was really fun.

Actually, I was surprised to notice the skill of the dancers. Some of those girls were doing honest to goodness ballet.

[Paul_in_Qatar]

What is that show at the MGM Grand? “The Art of Seduction?” Very nice, if pricey.

[Misnomer]

@DMark

Well, see if he is interested in The Green Door, a swinger’s club.

What makes you think that I’d be interested in The Green Door? :eek: Strippers are one thing; swinging is quite another!

@LiveOnAPlane

But what about treating him to a really, really, good massage there? I mean the works, hot rocks and all? Maybe, both of you together.

Hmm, that might be an idea! I’ve never had a massage, so I don’t know how into it I’d be, but if he gets all happy at the suggestion I’m sure I could talk myself into giving one a try. grin Thanks!

@DrDeth

And if not Cirque (ecch), then there are several other Soft X rated shows.

Thanks – to you and to the others who have suggested similar shows – but, as I said, I already have Zumanity tix.