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Please nominate those who will benefit most from having this award and the resultant medical procedure!
Please give full details of how the person Qualifies and how they first showed their tendency to being Cranialy Rectorised!
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Me Dear Wombat
Your response reveals that you are clearly to far gone to benefit from a Rectalcraniotomy. Please take your sour grapes elsewhere!
Self nomination and the resultant attention seeking behaviour is not an option for this award!
No no no… he’s two far gone.
No, he’s tu-tu far gone.
What, you say his two-by-four is gone?
I’m sorry, I missed that . . . who needs to get smacked with a clue-by-four?
Hello.
I was told this was the thread to come to for a rectal.
Who’s got the rubber gloves?
You guys fucking know how to party!
The day I see a discarded rubber glove at Lover’s Lane is the day I barf my first… I dunno… something.
The tread title sounds like a chapter title from the movie “Clerks”.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. We at the Institute for the Cranio-Rectally Challenged simply cannot tolerate this sort of juvenile behavior. Those poor unfortunates who suffer from Head Up Ass Syndrome deserve our pity and assistance, not our ridicule. Please help us find a cure. Send your donations to me, and I’ll make sure the money goes to help those who need it most. 
We rarely, if ever, have contests in the Pit, and even if we DID, we wouldn’t have THIS sort of contest. Since it’s too inflammatory for MPSIMS, I’m closing this thread.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope