Reindeer can't actually fly. I have proof.

140 Reindeer Chased Off Cliff.

I’m glad we got that settled.

As Og is my witness, I thought Swedes taught reindeer to fly.

Betcha Rudolph doesn’t wanna play in any of their games now.

By way of curiosity, what do you all think their justification for requesting reimbursment by the Government is? Seems to me that they didn’t watch them close enough, and that’s the perils of farming/herding.


Seconded. It’s not like they’re filing an insurance claim or anything…

Perhaps he’s behind it.
I always thought Rudie was a wuss to help them out with the fog instead of contriving some Cartmanesque revenge.

“That was the first clue that something was amiss,” said Holmes.

"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!..

NO! No, not that way, I–aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

“Rudolph the red … splotch on the pavement” doesn’t have quite the right rhythm.

I still think Rudolph is behind it.

"Hey guys, run over this cliff as fast as you can and you’ll fly without a sleigh! I swear!
Screw you guys. And screw the Fat Man, too!

Ranch subsidies are obviously not an exclusively American phenomenon. Once again, the Europeans beat us at the welfare state games.

All of the other reindeer USED to laugh and call him names…

Reindeer Games
A Film by Quentin Tarrantino

Head Smashed in Reindeer Jump just doesnt have the same je ne sais quois that Head Smashed in Buffalo Jump does

Okay, when I see “bait” I think “nightcrawlers” but somehow I don’t think the reindeer were interested in goin’ fishin’…someone wanna help me out here?