Meet Charlie Manson!
Let’s give uncle a bath.
Jimmy has two Daddies and a Mommy.
Fun at home with the Dallas Cowboys.
The Boy Scout guide to Urban Guerilla Warfare.
Great Trolls of the Straight Dope Message Board.
The Little Engine That Could Have If He Didn’t Drink So Much
Marijuana: the Wonderful, Magical Herb
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Firecrackers Are Fun!
Cooking With Play-Doh
101 More Places to Stick Your Finger
Who Says You Can’t Eat Rat Poison?
Let’s Look Through Mom’s Underwear Drawer
Chainsaws Are Fun!
Timmy’s Ladies’ Room Adventure
Adolf Hitler’s ABC’s
The Picture Necronomicon
Molesting Preschoolers is Fun!
My First Book of Felching
Red Rover, Red Rover, Run Fido Right Over
What Color Is Your Blood?
Here lies Pierre de Fermat. Unfortunately, there is not enough room on this tombstone for a proper epitaph.
What’s in Daddy’s Sock Drawer?
What’s under the Kitchen Sink?
It’s Herpes, Charlie Brown!
Uses for a plastic bag
Mommy, the water turned purple!
Eric, Dylan, and the Bullies.
Perked Ears indicate curiosity - Know Your Cat
The Troublemaker’s Ultimate Guide to BB Guns
Your Friend, Fire
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
There’s No One Quite Like You! (Which Is Why You Didn’t Get Any Valentines)
Let’s Go to the Liquor Store!
Whatever You Do, Don’t Look Under Your Bed
It Only Gets Worse
“Are you frightened of snakes?”
“Only when they dress like werewolves.”
-Preacher
Jack and the Giant, Part 2 - Descent into Hell
Where the Naked Things Live
The Lion, The Witch, and the Bathrobe
The Practical Guide to Playing Doctor
You’re Sitting on a Gold Mine - Money Making Opportunities for Girls.
And anything written by Kenneth Starr.
After all, what is your hosts’ purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they’d have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. – P. J. O’Rourke
Let’s See What’s in that Well
Strange Dogs Make Great Ponies
Let’s Make Our Wee-Wee Grow!
Cool Kids Have Friends, Losers Don’t
Things in the Backyard You Can Smoke
The Backyard Pirates & Mommy’s Jewelry Box
What’s In My Hotdog? (And Other Fun Food Facts)
“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”
And your point is…
It probably wasn’t a Lit Teacher, it was a teacher who was lit. That’s why she thought it was funny. Come to think of it, she was laughing before she heard the joke. And what were those straps holding her arms around herself for?
How to Make Money With Your Chemistry Set
Charles Atlas: Getting Results the Easy Way
The ABCs of Bullying
Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure in the Theater
Fun With Fertilizer
Why Wait Until You’re Older? Adventures with the Family Car
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
“Why is it Okay for the Men to Rape Lot’s Daughters?” and Other Questions to Ask Your Sunday School Teacher"
Your Baby Sister Can Fly!
How to Scare Your Enemies with Urban Legends
This post is made of 100% recycled electrons
Rejected (& vaguely obscene-sounding) Dr Suess title: “Tickle The Mucus, Screamed Lucas Fiducas”
“There is no slander in an allowed fool, though he do nothing but rail; nor no railing in a known discreet man, though he do nothing but reprove.”
Countess Olivia to Malvolio; William Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene 5.
Church Doesn’t Have to be Boring (When Your Parents Aren’t Looking)
101 Fun Things to do in the Sewers
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Oh, the Places You’ll Go When Your Parents Think You’re At School
How to Get the Most Fun out of Playing Doctor
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
The Little Wussy Who Just Said No
The Joy of Vandalism
Money Isn’t Everything - As Long As You Know How to Shoplift
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.