Idaho - No, you da ho!
Vermont: We’re the ones on the left. No! Wait! Oh, right…the left.
Oklahoma - We lied to the Indians again!
Texas - More people than cows since 1986.
California - I lied
New York - It’s a whole state, people! More than just one city here, you know.
Alaska - Are you sure I’m a Polar Bear?
Puerto Rico - We don need no stinkin’ statehood! Ha ha ha!
New Hampshire - Live free or die, mother f__ker!
Idaho - No, you da ho!
Oklahoma: Not Great, Just OK
Georgia Check us out on your way to Florida! No, really, please stop, we could use the mo … oh, geez …
Tennessee More fun than a barrel of monkey trials.
Louisiana We’re not yet buried in primordial ooze, but our politicians are working on it!
Texas Where the cops are corrupt and kids get the death penalty! So bring the whole family!
Mexico Hey, how’d they get in here?
Arizona: Like southern California, only no beaches.
Nevada: Where you can piss in the middle of the highway.
Bayonet, you forgot the best one:
Florida: America’s wang
Wisconsin - Eat Cheese or Die!
Connecticut - Gateway To New England
New Hampshire - Welcome to New Hampshire. Now Go Home!
Illinois: There’s more to us than Chicago! (Really! Aw c’mon, we need the tourism money elsewhere too…)
*Iowa. Everybody forgets about us in joke threads.
Maryland: Yeah, we got crabs…
Wyoming–Come on in. There’s plenty of room.
Okay then:
Iowa - 300 miles o’ nothing.
Iowa - We matter…for a couple of weeks every four years
Iowa - Give us a try! Then move to Wisconsin.
Iowa - The Other White Meat
Pennsylvania - Road construction next 497 miles. Speed limit 15 MPH
Iowa: No, Idaho Is the Potato State
Texas - Now with 30% more executions!
New York - Now with 15% less muggings.
Maine - Wicked lobstah!
Connectucut - Hmmmmm…WASPy!
alternatly
Texas - No one would convict a baby…well, maybe Texas.
Louisiana: Go Wild!
New Jersey: You’ll pay to leave here!
Massachusetts: Learn to drive all over again!
Minnesota: Proud home of Walter Mondale.
[ol]Hawaii
[li]It’s 70° and we’re freezing. Muwahahahaha![/li][li]You can’t hear the ocean over the shirts.[/li][li]Land of $7 per gallon milk & honey. (Actually that’s only in Waikiki.)[/li][li]The American Australia.[/li][li]Yes, we’re a state. And we even speak English.[/li][li]The Land of Yesterday.[/li][li]It’s 90° and we’re burning up. Muwahahahaha![/li]
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Pennsylvania - Civilization in the corners but just scary in the middle
New York - Hey, we’re livin’ here!
Virginia - Yes, we know we’re really two different states
Mississippi - Thank heaven for Arkansas
Arkansas - Damn you, Mississippi!
Arkansas: It’s pronounced (and spelled) “Arkansaw”