[Tennessee - We Mean Well
Missouri - Missouri loves company
Arkansas - 1st state, alphabetically
Alabama - Where Forrest Gump
Alaska - Pitch dark for three months a year
Mississippi - 11 characters, 4 different letters
California - {oldie but goodie} land of the fruits and nuts
Vermont - Could 500,000 cows be wrong?
Vermont - We’ve outlawed the right turn signal
Montana - We’ve outlawed the left turn signal
I give up: is this meant to be a reflection on Arkansans or on your user name?
California
Our Govenor can beat up your Govenor!
Land of fruit and nuts.
There’s a whole bunch north of LA…really!
Where driving is worth your life.
The State of education in Arkansas is not known to be the best in the country. I know Alabama, Alaska and Arizona are ahead of them alphabetically.
I live near Arkansas in Missouri, they get the wrath our jokes constantly.
Just checking.
South Carolina Now with more Strom Thurmond memorials per square mile
South Carolina (When Strom Thurmond was on the Senate Armed Forces Committee) All your bases belong to us.
South Carolina Living proof that ignorance is bliss.
New York - Now with THREE levels of taxation!
- We’re nice once we know you, we swear to God.
- BROOKLYN! Feel the magic!
- Visit Manhattan, where the folks are just like you except with more money than your whole family made or ever will make.
- Try driving the whole Thruway from Yonkers to Buffalo and you’ll SEE how goddamn big Upstate is, smart guy.
- Visit our Capitol District on your way to the Berkshires! PLEASE!!
- You haven’t lived until you’ve seen the OTHER Rome.
Florida - We’re sorry for 2000. We’re sorry for 2000. We’re sorry for 2000.
- God’s Waiting Room.
Guam - Yes, it’s part of your country.
- Yes, we’re citizens.
- Past Hawaii–look at a goddamn map!
Wisconsin: How 'bout dat Brett Favre? Oooh, he’s good, aina?
Quebec: Official home of the Quebec seperatist movement.
:eek: no one’s used the “Whose Line” nevada motto?
clears throat, sings “Whores and Gamblin’, Whores and Gamblin’, that’s Nevadaaaa”
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Illinois - One big city and a lot of rednecks! Whoohoo!
California - Now, with more stereotypes!
Michigan - I live here. :: points at hand ::
Massachusetts - You want roads? Oh, yeah - we got roads. Sorta.
Massachusetts - We still got most of the Kennedys!
Massachusetts - You’ve been speaking wrong all your life.
and finally
Massachusetts - We want Maine back.
Also,
Vermont - Please don’t move here.
South Carolina - Too small to be a country, too large to be an asylum.
North Dakota - 40 below keeps out the riff-raff.
Heh, I could tell some stories…but I won’t.
Rhode Island - Home of one of the oddest blue laws: no playing music on a Sunday.
Rhode Island - We’re not really an island, we’re actually a peninsula.
Delaware - At least we’re bigger than Rhode Island.
North Dakota- It’s not you. There really is nothing here.
Alabama- Not housebroken yet, but close.
Ohio- Hey, we cleaned up Cleveland. What the hell else do you want?
Indiana- Stay away from Gary. It smells there.
West Virginia- Two Words: Dueling Banjos.
by the way:
It was ours first.
West Virginia - Mmm mmm, roadkill.