Ohio A lovely place to stop and piss when on route to someplace more exciting.
Mississippi We Don’t Lynch Negroes So Much Anymore.
Mississippi A Little Slice of Redneck Heaven.
**West Virginia ** Where four out of five dentists are unemployed.
At first I read that as “Virginia is for Lobsters”.
Yeah, it sounded kind of cool too.
Nebraska - Gateway to Iowa
Alabama : At least we’re not Mississippi.
Oklahoma : Welcome to Oklahoma, like in that musical, only more mind-numbingly boring.
Georgia : The chode of America.
Lousianna : America’s anus.
New Jersey : America’s armpit.
Mississippi : Hey say what you want about us, but we give all visitors a free coke at the welcome center.
Texas : When you can’t execute a retard, elect 'em.
Texas : The home of the Chainsaw Massacre
New Mexico : Mexico version 2.0 Now with drinkable water!
Arkansas : The state that keeps getting Kansas’s mail
Delaware : The screw-me state.
Delaware : Yes, we really do exist.
Utah : Being different is being great … a message paid for by the church of Jesus Christ Latterday-Saints.
Utah : We may not have any jazz but we do have a team named jazz.
West Virgina We concider everyone part of the family in West Virgina , but thats probibly because we’re all related.
A few for my hometown, New York:
- New York- No, Fuck YOU, PAL!
- New York- Ahh… smell the fresh pollution…
- New York- 10 dollars for a bottle of water!
- New York- Mmm… you can see the gridlock for miles…
- New York- Yeah, yo mama.
Pennsylvania - The Pothole State
Rhode Island- Now entering Rhode Island! Now Leaving Rhode Island!
Delaware- Dela where?!
New Jersey- Land bridge
Blah, thats all I can think of. I’m from NY and all the good ones about there have already been said. When I lived in Baltimore I came up with a bunch of insulting Baltimore slogans but that’s not fair to the rest of Maryland. : )
Illinois - we put the “noise” back into statehood!
Oregon - just don’t Californicate us and no one gets hurt
California - “license, registration, green card, por favor”
Utah - we still have that silly alienation of affection law!
Wisconsin - land of 2 seasons, winter and road construction
Minnesota - ya, you betcha!
- Scandihoovians unite!
- I can’t feel my toes!
Wyoming - The Other Square One
North Carolina - Cheaper smokes!
North Dakota - Miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles.
Delaware - Five counties, three at high tide.
Texas Mississippi with good roads. (Molly Ivins)
Michigan - The Nevada of the Midwest! (but without the hookers and warm winters)
Minnesota - Garrison who?
Oklahoma - Texas Lite
Texas – the original Mexican-Americans
California: Actually, it’s mostly just suburbs.
Texas: He’s not our fault, we swear!
Kentucky: It’s that friendly.
(Oh, wait a minute.)
Pennsylvania: Our snack foods are better than yours!
Robin
Michigan - White powder everywhere. Unfortunately, it’s snow.
Michigan - Just take the fudge and go home!
Michigan - Not quite Canada.
Utah - Mormons moved here at some point.