Do you know something I don’t?
You don’t have Hawaiian pizza = ham and pineapple?
Arizona At least it’s a dry heat.
Arizona Bienvenidos a Arizona!
Oregon That’s not rain, it’s liquid sunshine.
Oregon Those aren’t clouds, they’re an Oregon Eclipse.
Oregon: We Inexplicably Get Really Pissed If You Pronounce It the Way Any Sane Person Would Think It’s Pronounced, So Please Pronounce It Sounding Sort of Like “Organ”
Rhode Island: No, We’re Not Part of New York. Yes, We’re Sure.
Rhode Island: Please Join Us in Acting As If Quahogging and Coffee Milk Makes Something Smaller Than Many Cattle Ranches a “State”
Oh, we just call it pizza.
Nah, I just don’t eat much pizza and when I do not those weird types.
Delaware - We Know Your Credit Card Number
New Jersey - Yes, We’ve Heard the “Which Exit” Joke, Thanks Very Much
Hawaii - Just Leave the Money and Go Home
Arizona- It’s like living in an oven
Florida- God’s waiting room
Idaho- We’re more than just potatoes, really!
Nevada- Since we ain’t got no scenery, we might as well open casinos to get the tourists
Texas- Executions every hour, on the hour
Iowa Mountain removal project complete!
South Dakota The more tropical of the dakotas.
Nebraska Where N stands for knowledge.
Smamtopia - Building Bridges Just for the Fun of Whipping Some Slaves.
Some of those posts are pretty funny!
My recommendations:
Minnesota: A cut above Iowa
North Dakota: “Don’t do anything until I get back” – George Armstrong Custer
South Dakota: Where the capital means “worse” in French
Massachusetts: The Red Sox will rise again
Kansas: Scientifically proven flatter than a pancake
http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2003/07/25/kansas030725
Vermont: The state that makes New Hampshire nervous
District of Columbia: “Gimme your money and no one gets hurt!” …and that’s just the POLITICIANS talking!
West Virginia: Inspiring jokes for more than TWO centuries!
Alberta: Not a state, but we really want to be, pretty pretty please, President Bush?
Ontario: Keeping Quebec and Manitoba apart since 1854.
North Dakota: Sounds warmer as “South Saskatchewan”.
BC: the other* Col*mbia. <reference to illegal marijuana-growing operations>
Ohio - you want old, rickety barns? we got 'em!
You might recall (if you recall back to the 70s) that Maryland used to run a “Maryland is for Crabs” campaign - without irony - at the same time Virginia was running “Virginia is for Lovers.”
But there was no Dave Letterman then.
Delaware: A wholly owned subsidiary of Dupont®
Washington: The Radiant State (Bring Your Geiger Counter!)
Connecticut: Stepford Wives for Stepford Husbands!
Rhode Island: Is It Really Corruption If The Whole State’s In On It?
Texas: Um, well, not everything’s bigger
Louisiana: Proudly Petrochemical
Washington: My geoduck is this big! What, why are you laughing?
Pennsylvania-Drive through our state, but make sure your affairs are in order.
California - Our Governor is More Famous Than Yours
Arizona: When we impeach, it works!
Maryland- Our state song advocates spurning “Northern scum”!
Maryland- Had any good speeding tickets lately?
Maryland- Heart of the East Coast
Maryland- We even brag about how small we are!
Maryland- Come drive 495!
Maryland- Come see Upper AND Lower Marlboro!
Maryland No, Our Capital is not Baltimore
Maryland Home of Cell-Phone Gabbing, SUV Driving Lacrosse Moms.
MarylandCome see Assawoman Bay!
http://www.bartleby.com/69/90/A07790.html