Sharp objects are a no-no at that age.
Gotcha:
I think it’s important that we speculate: was he signing blank pieces of paper with that non-pen ??
Possibly more delusionally menacing than comedic:
(from Mar. 2019 interview)
“I can tell you I have the support of the police, the support of the military, the support of the Bikers for Trump – I have the tough people, but they don’t play it tough — until they go to a certain point, and then it would be very bad, very bad.”
Trump + Kanye West often yielded good comedy. Two megalomaniac bullshitters each too stupid to see through the other.
My favorite was when Kanye sincerely proposed a replacement for Air Force One based on some fictional rendering he saw online:
“I brought a GIF with me right here,” West said, sitting across from Trump in the Oval Office, surrounded by reporters. After he unlocked his iPhoneX with the passcode “000000,” West pulled up an image of the hypothetical plane. “This right here is the iPlane 1. It’s a hydrogen-powered airplane, and this is what our president should be flying in. We’re going to have Apple, an American company, work on this plane… This is our president. He has to be the freshest, the flyest — the flyest planes, the best factories.”
The “flyest planes” lol
Classic tweets:
The covfefe - https://tinyurl.com/yyfcncur
Hamberders - https://tinyurl.com/yya93ruy
Emily - https://tinyurl.com/y3ersdap
Prince of Whales
Buying Greenland
BREAKING: Melabia is writing a book…
Rake the forests in California to prevent wildfires.
Bowling Green Massacre
Revolutionary War Airports
Someone has a cat.
Michigan Man of the Year?
Important Issue of the Day: Toilets
Trump plays the invisible accordion:
I’ll laugh after it is all over. Beginning right after the big sigh of relief…
How about them steam powered missiles?
How about when Trump couldn’t find his limo after getting off of Air Force One?
When he talked to the head of a forest nation (Endor?)…
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-air-force-one-arrival-mcclellan-park-ca/
If you go to other countries — you go to Austria, you go to Finland, you go to many different countries, and they don’t have — I was talking to a head of a major country, and he said, “We’re a forest nation. We consider ourself a forest nation.” This was in Europe. I said, “That’s a beautiful term.”
President Trump - “But if you did manage your forest, and if you removed all of that really dry and just — it’s like — “explosive” is the only word. You drop a cigarette on it, you come back a half hour later, and you have a forest fire”
So, here’s a crazy idea. People, don’t light cigarettes in the woods.