I gotta be careful. Last time I posted to a thread on this subject I recommended “Oat Willie,” and it was like evoking Beelzebub or something.
If I had to pick a new name, I’d go with “Kokomo Arnold.” He was a blues slide-guitar player from the 1930s. And ain’t it fun to say?
CÚ CHULAINN. A mythical Irish hero.
agisofia,
No, but can you send pictures? 
I’m not sure about mine. I chose it when I saw I could be #10,000, and now I might want something more personal.
I’ve spotted a Newbie list and found these gems:
(I kind of like the long ones best.)
**Intriguing Question Mark
The Pit and The Pendulum
FairyChatMom
astrangefish
Under the Night Sky
Cogitoergosum
a young Morgan Fairchild
Sunup @ Cheerful
Bluemonchichi
It_is_to_laugh-Non
ChrisP One Kenobe
Crown Prince of Irony
CrankyAsAnOldMan
Max the Immortal
Bottle of Smoke
MattTheCroc
Blue Suede Shoes
**
That batch should start people on some different lines!
I wonder if **Coolest New User Name **is taken ?!
I polled the people talking outside of my door. Their suggestions:
Penis
Bad implant job
Boot&rally
Sigh. Dear old Dartmouth, give a rouse…
Provocative ambiguity… I like that one.
evilbeth - I swear, I didn’t sleep for days trying to decide between Chicken of Bristol and Crunchy Frog. I used every deductive method of reasoning I could think of to decide between those two choices: I did eeny-meeny-minie-moe, I did one potato two potato, I flipped coins, I’m telling you I tried everything!
Then my GF said she liked Crunchy Frog better. That ended that.
So agisofia as you can see, Chicken of Bristol was not rejected, it was a tie broken only by someone who has no idea what either phrase means. I beg of you to choose Chicken of Bristol as your new username, only so evilbeth stops sending me all those hateful emails about me not choosing her suggested name. (She can really obsess about things!)
Of course, if you’re not a Monty Python fan, you can always choose to be known as ILuvCrunchyFrog
I like your name. It sounds like it is from a beautiful foreign language, Italian or Latin or something. It’s funny: I am politically liberal, but in my life I am resistant to change. Maybe it means I am getting old.
How about Narses?
are you thinking of another church name? your name now has such power, i always wonder what holy wisdom you are imparting on us.
chant types
valaam
znamenny
kiev lavra
non chant types
polyelei
prokov
good luck.
Hmmmm…how about BodhiSeltzer?
Theodora
Nurse Ratched?
OK, the contenders so far:
Dalessena
Chicken of Bristol
Constantina (sorry, but Constantine is a boy’s name. Ditto for Narses.) or, alternately, Constantia.
Constantinople
Attaturk
whatever the name of the chain across the Bosphoros was that protected Constantinople from seaward attack
Bodhi Seltzer
Theodora (seems like every third Byzantine empress was named Theodora)
Oh, and Narile-
I’ll have you know that the Byzantine Catholic Church I attend is in full communion with the See of Rome. 
I’m also kicking around Thea Logica. What do y’all think of that one?
I have some.
Starbutts
Ass You Like It
Frederick the Llama
The Pope
Flesh Coloured Crayons
Crayons of War
The Ultimate Tampon
Frigid n Loving It
Diapered John
Meat Devouring Crayons
Da Grinch
Maybe I should choose some of these for myself…
agisofia spelt backwards is aifosiga
But I suppose that’s too obvious.
How about the anagram … Er…There are no angrams of agisofia.
gasifoia? Sounds like a stinky fern, I’m afraid.
Is Cowboy Bob taken? The hero of Dennis the Menace.
Spaceman spiff?
See, now, agisofia, I’m posting in the right thread. Put down the chocolate.
Please?
Alright, seriously. Put it down. Don’t make me take it away… <sounds of destruction>
Oh, dear god. MEDIC!
It should be “Wanna see my” so when you put in a post your screen name reads as…
Wanna see my
Member
um, you might put the list in the running if you could provide translations. I hate to go with a name if I don’t know what it means.
these all seem like Slavonic phrases, and I’m Italo/Greek Byzantine…
the chant types are the main ones used in slavic orthodox churches. they are named from the monasteries that originated them.
polyelei is one of my favourite parts of matins. it is greek meaning “much oil.” there is a very nifty tradition that goes with the singing of this hymn. back when oil lamps were all that were in the church, in frount of ikons, and the chandeliers, these were all lit during this part of matins, when the polyelei was started they would swing all the lamps so that oil would drip out amoung congregation. i would imagine that was quite a sight. my favourite version of this hymn is rachmaninoff’s.
prokov means protection, it is celebrated on oct 14th (oct 1st gregorian) a big feast day in the greek and slavic churches.
i had just gotten home from church when i saw your thread.
HA!!! You think that just because agisofia chooses Chicken of Bristol that the e-mails will stop? NEVER!! You don’t know what “obsess” means yet, honey! You can run but you cannot hide! MMMWAAA-HAAA-HAAA-HAAA!