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A few days later…
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More hours later - “I think I’ll see if there’s any new news” <click> Beckham’s Ankle Beckham’s Ankle Beckham’s Ankle Beckham’s Ankle Beckham’s Ankle Beckham’s Ankle Beckham’s Ankle
<sigh> “fuck this. I’ll see what the other news channels are saying” <click> Beckham’s Ankle Beckham’s Ankle Beckham’s Ankle Beckham’s Ankle Beckham’s Ankle Beckham’s Ankle Beckham’s Ankle Beckham’s Ankle.
<snip years of endless repitition of the same news items about trivial shit>
A few years later…
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FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK OFF!
Few hours rest… Switch TV on… Robert Killroy Silk Robert Killroy Silk Robert Killroy Silk Robert Killroy Silk Robert Killroy Silk Robert Killroy Silk Robert Killroy Silk Robert Killroy Silk Robert Killroy Silk Robert Killroy Silk Robert Killroy Silk Robert Killroy Silk Robert Killroy Silk Robert Killroy Silk Robert Killroy Silk Robert Killroy Silk Robert Killroy Silk.
I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT ROBERT KILROY SILK SAID. THERE ARE 6 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, AND THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING NEWS YOU CAN FIND??!!!
YOU GIVE MORE AIRTIME TO POINTLESS MEANINGLESS TRIVIAL SHITE LIKE THIS THAN YOU DO TO REAL NEWS LIKE TERRORISM AND EARTHQUAKES AND SOLDIERS DYING!!!
