Replace "Love" with "Lick" in Song Titles/Lyrics

Licking you is easy 'cause you’re beautiful…

She licks you, yea, yea, yea.
She licks you, yea, yea, yea.
And with a lick like that, you know it can’t be bad.
With a lick like that, you know you should be glad…

And I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- EEEEE I-I-I-I-I-I–I-I-I-I, will always lick yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo eee ooooo!

From Tom T. Hall:

“I lick little baby ducks,
old pick-up trucks,
slow movin trains, and rain.”

I can’t get used to licking you
No matter what I try to do
Gonna spend my whole life through,
Licking you!

I lick Rock ‘n’ Roll
Put another dime in the jukebox, baby!

You think that people would have had enough of silly lick songs…
I look around me and I see it isn’t so. Oh, no.

I lick Paris, in the Springtime.
I lick Paris, in the Fall.
I lick Paris, in the Summer, when it sizzles.
I lick Paris, in the Winter, when it drizzles.

(and in keeping in the Cole Porter songbook:)

It’s De-lickly!

“What’s lick got to do, got to do with it?”

Bizarre Lick Triangle
I Hate Myself for Licking You

Maybe I didn’t treat you quite as good as I should have.
Maybe I didn’t lick you quite as often as I could have.

However far away
I will always lick you
However long I stay
I will always lick you
Whatever words I say
I will always lick you
I will always lick you

I could have licked you better, didn’t mean to be unkind
But you know that was the last thing on my mind

Do you lick me?
Will you lick me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you lick me!?
Will you lick me forever!?

All you need is lick
(wah wah wa-wa waaaah)
All you need is lick
(wah wah wa-wa waaaah)
All you need is lick, lick
Lick is all you need.

I chopped the song up to the parts w/the most “love” in it. The parts that made me giggle the most heh.

This is the chopped version of Marvin Gaye’s song:

When Did You Stop Licking Me, When Did I Stop Licking You?

Instead I’ll say I’ll try to lick and protect you
With all my heart as long as you want me to baby
Ooo if I lick again I’m gonna try a new way this time

You say you lick me with all your heart
If you ever licked me will all of your heart
You’d never take $1 million to part

And on top of that you have scared the life, my name
But I can’t understand, ‘cause if you lick me
How could you turn me into nothin’ least
Didn’t I lick you good and try to take care of you?

Best I could, you were so inviting and your lick was like mellow wine
Pains of lick, miles of tears, after lasting for my lifetime

I promise you all the lick in the world, good lick in the world
But I know you’ll never be satisfied just to have me by your side
Memories haunt you all the time, I will never leave, you’re mine
God judged me on His side; you’ve said bad things and you’ve lied
Still I remember some of the good things baby

All I ever really wanted was to lick you and treat you right
All we did was fuss and fight
It don’t matter baby, take a lesson from them all
I never thought I’d see the day when you’d put me through what you put me through
You try your best, you say I gave you no rest

When did you stop licking me? When did I stop licking you?

The Lick Shack is a little ol’ place where we can get together…
Lick Shack, bay-bee!
Can you feel the lick tonight?

On a side note, a few TV shows:

Lick, Sydney
I Lick Lucy
The Lick Boat
Lick, American Style
Joanie Licks Chachi
Bridget Licks Bernie
Get Christie Lick
The Lick Connection

…etc

Lady, Lick me, all night long … (George Benson)

Lick, lick me do
You know I lick you

Lick you forever and forever
Lick you with all my heart (?)
Lick you whenever we’re together
Lick you when we’re apart (!)

Can we substitute “licker” for “lover”?

“I wanna be your licker”
“Damn, I was wish I was your licker”

Funny enough, whenever I hear “Whole Lotta Love” by Led Zeppelin, I replace ‘love’ with a word that rhymes with ‘lick,’ but starts with the letter ‘d.’

Try it yourself, kids! It’s fun! Just replace all the 'love’s you see in the lyrics below with ‘dick!’

*You need coolin’, baby, I’m not foolin’,
I’m gonna send you back to schoolin’,
Way down inside honey, you need it,
I’m gonna give you my love.

Way, way down inside, I’m gonna give you my love,
I’m gonna give you every inch of my love,
Gonna give you my love.
Yeah! All right! Let’s go!

Way down inside, woman, you need loooooooove!*

Now if you change all instances of ‘hedgerow’ to ‘meat pie’ in “Stairway to Heaven,” it all becomes perfectly clear…

Happy

The greatest lick of all
Is easy to achieve.
Learning to lick yourself,
Is the greatest lick of all.

Lick me two times baby, lick me twice today.

Nights in White Sating, never reaching the end.
Letter’s I’ve written, never meaning to send.
Because i LIIIIIIIIIIICK you…I LIIIIIIIIICK you…