Yeah, at least add a question mark so you have some wiggle room:
*Republican Platform: “Kill the Gays” ? *
I mean, “Just Asking Questions,” y’know? 
You libtards are such hypocrites. You say you’re for minority rights, but you want to deny a voice to the manure-covered.
But, aren’t they the majority – i.e., everyone but kings?
Its not the shit scattered about on their person, that’s extra-cranial shit, and its not so big a problem.
The REAL victims are those who are singled out with hyperbolic thread titles on messageboards.
I just meant the two of them look alike.
I just meant they look alike
Oh, well… Jesse Helms looked a bit like Walt Kelly… (I look very much like Steven King… Wish I had his sales figures!)
So why, exactly, does Swanson think Dumbledore is gay? Is there anything at all in the books or movies to suggest it, other than that he doesn’t go to monster truck shows or something?
The author said so.
Quite literally. It was very weird.
That’s total bullshit.
…I dood it!
Of COURSE he was gay! How could it not be obvious?
Uhh, HELLO? British? Connect the dots, people!
I’m not really surprised to learn that all British men are gay.
Well I always knew you’re supposed to become best friends after you fight, but as good friends as this?
Seriously, it all seems completely irrelevant to the characterizations and plot arcs in the books.
Which is why it was never mentioned in the books.
Just speaking as a writer, there are a shit ton of things that the audience never learns about characters. It’s actually kind of strange. I recently cut a minor character from my book, and it’s not like that character ceases to exist in my mind. He’s wandering around that fictional city somewhere as a fully formed individual… he just doesn’t happen to ever interact with my characters. Likewise I know all kinds of shit about my characters’ backstories that the readers never will. One of the hardest things about writing is figuring out which of the facts are relevant and which are not.
I’m just saying, that Dumbledore is gay, even though that was never mentioned in the books, doesn’t seem weird to me. It just seems like the author wanted to spill more of that backstory that never made the final cut.
Oddsmakers rate Cruz as 3rd-most-likely to take the GOP crown, behind only the callow liar Rubio, and Donald Trump. I suppose at this point, Rubio is the mainstream moderate Republican who’ll “save us” from the fringe candidates? :smack: Ugh!
To be fair, those were heterosexual male angels, toting guns and waving American flags. The multi-ethnic lesbian succubi promising single-payer healthcare and sodomy are from another chapter.
From Pastor Tubbs:
Forget it, Hentor. It’s Brickertown.