Republicans are evil!

[Weirddave]

Have a ball folks.
For even more chucks, read his website. I tried. I’m a historian by education and my brain hurts.

[Argent_Towers]

Is this real?

[Stealth_Potato]

I’m getting a kick out of the fact that apparently his full name is Tony Hvfvgpd Zirkle.

Seriously though, this guy cannot be for real… can he?

[SmartAleq]

@Crazy Guy Web Site

The Great Porn Jihad War Tax: Prolific Porn Mule Serial Woman-Womb Slaughterers

I think that’s my favorite heading title. I have NO idea what it’s all about, but if it weren’t so long it’d make a whizzo band name!

[Sampiro]

Eh, I think he’s a typical Republican about like Louis Farrakhan’s a typical Democrat.

[Tristan]

Wow. I love his bit on “divorce aids”. Apparently despite his apparent similarities, he is unable to say “dildo”.

@this lunatics site

If we were to round up the divorce aids and deposit them on top of Mount Rushmore, we would substantially increase the chances of seeing peace in our time and would make a statement that great men defend a women’s honor; however, unless we act quickly, the Chinese will continue to produce so many divorce aids that even Mount Rushmore could not contain them all. As a side note, the first person I ever heard of in high school who had brought divorce aids into his marital bedroom shortly thereafter put a shot gun to himself and a suicide ring sprang up afterward in my home town. Because we abuse women’s body temples with divorce aids and serial polygamists, many man now need to be drugged with viagra in order to get excited.

[Measure_for_Measure]

As it happens, Indiana’s 2nd District is only “Likely Democrat” – it’s not a safe seat.

Four Republicans have tossed their hat into the ring. This is the third try for Zirkle. He debated his Republican opponent Joe Roush earlier this month before an audience of 6. Luke Puckett, who is backed by the St. Joseph County Republican Party, says he doesn’t want to legitimize Zirkle by debating him. Thanks Luke.

During the day, Zirkle works as a criminal defense lawyer: here’s his website:
http://www.tonyzirklecriminallaw.com/practice-area.cfm
He also practices family law:
http://www.tonyzirklefamily.com/practice-area.cfm
I think he has 8 law offices, or at least 8 phone numbers:
http://www.tonyzirkle.com/

Zirkle’s speech during the Adolf Hitler Birthday celebration made USA Today. Heil Zirkle!

The final candidate, John Frame, does not appear to have a website.

[Measure_for_Measure]

…and in 2006, Zirkle picked up 30 percent of the Republican vote during the primary contest against former Representative Chris Chocola (R-IN).

[2nd_Law]

There should be an “Illinois Nazis” joke in here somewhere.

Our local paper printed an article about this as well, titled Worst Campaign Idea Ever?

When asked if he was a Nazi or sympathized with Nazis or white supremacists, Zirkle replied he didn’t know enough about the group to either favor it or oppose it.
“This is just a great opportunity for me to witness,” he said, referring to his message and his Christian belief.
He also told WIMS radio in Michigan City that he didn’t believe the event he attended included people necessarily of the Nazi mindset, pointing out the name isn’t Nazi, but Nationalist Socialist Workers Party.

I suppose there could be a greater than zero probability that he didn’t know the Nationist Socialist Workers Party = Nazis, but how could he not know it when he stepped in the room? I’d think the swastikas and the big picture of Hitler would kind of give it away.

Apparently his big things are pornography and prostitution, specifically involving white women. I wonder how many gigs of porn he has on his home computer…

[Gukumatz]

@2nd Law

There should be an “Illinois Nazis” joke in here somewhere.

Our local paper printed an article about this as well, titled Worst Campaign Idea Ever?

I suppose there could be a greater than zero probability that he didn’t know the Nationist Socialist Workers Party = Nazis, but how could he not know it when he stepped in the room? I’d think the swastikas and the big picture of Hitler would kind of give it away.

Apparently his big things are pornography and prostitution, specifically involving white women. I wonder how many gigs of porn he has on his home computer…

Well, at least his constituency knows he’s not gay.

For once.

[Belowjob2.0]

3. Immigration - The porn capitalists are doing their all to prove the case of the ante-bellum racists and the Jim Crow bigots by making the case that whites and blacks can not control themselves in each other’s company. If it is possible for noires to obtain 400 criminal years of familial revenge in just 40, the porn capitalists are giving it the new college try. Accordingly, as the above two groups sexually self-genocide themselves, the currently more meek Latinos are inheriting the land - and they should under current conditions.

:eek:
Dude doesn’t appear to understand that major white porn stars don’t do scenes with black actors. It diminishes their market value.

[Brown_Eyed_Girl]

@Belowjob2.0

:eek:
Dude doesn’t appear to understand that major white porn stars don’t do scenes with black actors. It diminishes their market value.

Is there no latin american porn?

[WF_Tomba]

I could swear I’d seen him posting here . . .

[Daithi_Lacha]

If it is possible for noires to obtain […]

“Noires?” Shouldn’t that be “Canadians?”

Between dildo and Black/African-Americans, it seems like there’s several things this cracker has trouble saying. And yet he seems to like saying a lot. Funny, that.

[WF_Tomba]

I’m getting a kick out of the fact that apparently his full name is Tony Hvfvgpd Zirkle.

Where are you getting that? His website says it’s Frederick Anthony Zirkle.

[Strinka]

@WF Tomba

Where are you getting that? His website says it’s Frederick Anthony Zirkle.

What’s my 2nd middle name - Hvfvgpd?

[CalMeacham]

4. Iraq - In 2004, I suggested we begin a gradual withdraw from Iraq starting in the north and keep the pace depending on the situation on the ground. Since then, we have done next to nothing to address the great porn dragon; therefore, just as slave raping extended the Civil War, so too will tolerating Internet porn, extend the Iraq war. You may disagree, but I’d like to see anyone disprove this point in a public debate.

Hwaaaaaa???

[eleanorigby]

I curious as to why he wants to desecrate an American monument (Mt Rushmore) with “divorce aids”–perhaps an environmental impact study should first be done.
IN has its share of wackos, as does the Republican party. I don’t think this clown is representative of either.

[BrainGlutton]

It gets even better.

[ShibbOleth]

@Measure for Measure

…and in 2006, Zirkle picked up 30 percent of the Republican vote during the primary contest against former Representative Chris Chocola (R-IN).

So, for the record, only about 30% of Republicans are evil, support evil or are ignorant.

I’m guessing we’d get a similar number with Democrats, albeit probably with some other weird orientation.