Resolved: Happy New MMP 2013!

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

Good luck with your dad… spaz. Best wishes.

[carnivorousplant]

@IvoryTowerDenizen

I read that as bric-brac, so I thought you’d toss Hummel figurines at each other.

Not again.
This is a brickbat.

This is a Hummel Figurine.

Get a grip. There will be a test on Friday.

:rolleyes:

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

Not again? This has happened before?

[VunderBob]

Can I use the brickbat on the Hummel figurine?

[Yosemite Sam] I hates cute. [/Yosemite Sam]

[anyrose]

@swampbear

Sir you insult me! We shall meet at three p.m. tomorrow (fiveish if I need a nap). We shall toss banana peels at each other from twenty paces. Then we shall both rush forward and the first one to slip on a banana peel shall be declared the victor.

@carnivorousplant

Dammit.

As the Challenged, the choice of weapons is mine.
Brick bats at a hundred yards.
My Second shall be Rosie.

Rosie…please make the arrangements. After six PM this time, dammit.

I’m having the strangest feeling of déja vu

[carnivorousplant]

[Yosemite Sam] Ah’m thinkin’. And it hurts.[/Yosemite Sam]

[carnivorousplant]

@IvoryTowerDenizen

Not again? This has happened before?

Yes, dammit, and as a Nice Jewish Girl, Rosie is always my Second.
She arranges the time to be at the crack of dawn, before Shacharit.
I prefer to duel after breakfast, lunch and dinner, it’s dark, maybe he won’t see so well already, nu?

[carnivorousplant]

@anyrose

I’m having the strangest feeling of déja vu

I went out with her, once.
A very nice French girl.
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[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@carnivorousplant

Yes, dammit, and as a Nice Jewish Girl, Rosie is always my Second.
She arranges the time to be at the crack of dawn, before Shacharit.
I prefer to duel after breakfast, lunch and dinner, it’s dark, maybe he won’t see so well already, nu?

I meaaaaannnnnt that brickbat and bric brac got confused.

Do try to keep up, dear.

[carnivorousplant]

@IvoryTowerDenizen

I meaaaaannnnnt that brickbat and bric brac got confused.

Do try to keep up, dear.

See post 82, and be prepared for the test.

[Charles Hamilton] Dear? Dear![/Charles Hamilton]

[carnivorousplant]

@IvoryTowerDenizen

I meaaaaannnnnt that brickbat and bric brac got confused.

Do try to keep up, dear.

Er, yes, Rosie confused brickbat and…something…

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@carnivorousplant

See post 82, and be prepared for the test.

[Charles Hamilton] Dear? Dear![/Charles Hamilton]

No… ‘Not this again’, meaning the brickbat/bric brac confusion. Stay with me.

Will this be on the test?

How many questions?

Multiple choice?

[carnivorousplant]

It will be multiple guess.

1. What is a brickbat?

2. What is a Hummel Figurine?

3. Which of CP’s wives is Mrs. Plant v.3.0?

4. Who is Charles Hamilton?

5. Is Swampy Evil or Merely Malicious?

[carnivorousplant]

OK, fine.
Here is the test:

It will be multiple guess.

1. What is a brickbat?
   A. A piece of a brick used to smack people up the side of the head.
   B. A piece of a baseball bat used to smack people up the side of the head.
   C. A piece of a fruitbat used to smack people up the side of the head.

2. What is a Hummel Figurine?
   A. A kitschy ceramic thing.
   B. A silly ceramic figurine.
   C. A stupid ceramic figurine.

3. Which of CP’s wives is Mrs. Plant v.3.0?
   A. His First Wife.
   B. His Second Wife.
   C. His third Wife.

4. Who is Charles Hamilton?
   A. Scarlet O’Haras first husband.
   B. A Star Trek Character.
   C. A Star Wars Character.
   D. A Gunsmoke character.

5. Is Swampy Evil or Merely Malicious?
   A. Yes.
   B. No.
   C. Maybe.
   D. Do I care?

[dogbutler]

@carnivorousplant

It will be multiple guess.

1. What is a brickbat?

2. What is a Hummel Figurine?

3. Which of CP’s wives is Mrs. Plant v.3.0?

4. Who is Charles Hamilton?

5. Is Swampy Evil or Merely Malicious?

1. C
2. A
3. C
4. A
5. B

Irked, came home, chatted with Hockey Lady:)

[VunderBob]

@carnivorousplant

It will be multiple guess.

1. What is a brickbat?

2. What is a Hummel Figurine?

3. Which of CP’s wives is Mrs. Plant v.3.0?

4. Who is Charles Hamilton?

5. Is Swampy Evil or Merely Malicious?

1. This

2. This Hummel appears to have a very nice figure.

3. Uhh, the incumbent future ex-Mrs. Plant?

4. A rapper.

5. Neither. He was here before you, so you better respect your elders sonny boy.
   Did I pass?

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

I bolded the answers I want to be true.

@carnivorousplant

OK, fine.
Here is the test:

It will be multiple guess.

1. What is a brickbat?
   A. A piece of a brick used to smack people up the side of the head.
   B. A piece of a baseball bat used to smack people up the side of the head.
   C. A piece of a fruitbat used to smack people up the side of the head.

2. What is a Hummel Figurine?
   A. A kitschy ceramic thing.
   B. A silly ceramic figurine.
   C. A stupid ceramic figurine.

3. Which of CP’s wives is Mrs. Plant v.3.0?
   A. His First Wife.
   B. His Second Wife.
   C. His third Wife.

4. Who is Charles Hamilton?
   A. Scarlet O’Haras first husband.
   B. A Star Trek Character.
   C. A Star Wars Character.
   D. A Gunsmoke character.

5. Is Swampy Evil or Merely Malicious?
   A. Yes.
   B. No.
   C. Maybe.
   D. Do I care?

[VunderBob]

@carnivorousplant

OK, fine.
Here is the test:

It will be multiple guess.

1. What is a brickbat?
   A. A piece of a brick used to smack people up the side of the head.
   B. A piece of a baseball bat used to smack people up the side of the head.
   C. A piece of a fruitbat used to smack people up the side of the head.

2. What is a Hummel Figurine?
   A. A kitschy ceramic thing.
   B. A silly ceramic figurine.
   C. A stupid ceramic figurine.

3. Which of CP’s wives is Mrs. Plant v.3.0?
   A. His First Wife.
   B. His Second Wife.
   C. His third Wife.

4. Who is Charles Hamilton?
   A. Scarlet O’Haras first husband.
   B. A Star Trek Character.
   C. A Star Wars Character.
   D. A Gunsmoke character.

5. Is Swampy Evil or Merely Malicious?
   A. Yes.
   B. No.
   C. Maybe.
   D. Do I care?

I liked the essay version of this test better.

[carnivorousplant]

I wouldn’t cheat off any of these guys, folks.
:rolleyes:

The test is Friday.
You still have time to send Glenlevet bribes.
Er, presents.

[Ethilrist]

Sorry, I have an alternative education plan on file. All tests need to be submitted in the form of an interpretive dance.