Return of the Annoying Church Signs

My personal favorite is from a tiny church somewhere in Kentucky (we were taking the scenic route).

Jesus U R Gr8
Julie

If there were a god, I wonder how he’d feel about being marketed like a Madison Avenue product.

“Got Jesus?”

Just sayin’.

Must be a letter shortage in those parts. Or God frequents chat rooms and doesn’t touch-type.

Here’s one found on the sign of a Baptist church near my house:

"And all this King’s horses
And all the King’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

But the Lord can.
Praise Jesus."

I cannot enumberate how many hours I have spent contemplating this.

My favourite was:

"Pray for Saskatoon [the town I live in]

  • God"

Needless to say, I was watching the skies for fire and brimestone!

Guin! Great minds think alike!
Cool movie idea…
The best one I saw (I dont see many) was

Jesus, fisher of men
you catch em, He’ll clean em

Are you saying that God is stealing material? Bah, what’s next – The Seven Words You Can’t Say On A Church Sign?

But 'nilla, wouldn’t that make Him a troll?

:eek: