Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game)

False, loves me some shrimps, and other stuff.

TND has never had a broken heart.

[QUOTE=Alice The Goon]
False, loves me some shrimps, and other stuff.

TND has never had a broken heart.
[/QUOTE]

True.

TND has done something silly to try to impress someone of their preferred sex.

[QUOTE=Telperien]
TND has done something silly to try to impress someone of their preferred sex.
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Oh lord yes. Silly and, in hindsight, embarrassing. Many times.
TND has blue eyes.

[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
Oh lord yes. Silly and, in hindsight, embarrassing. Many times.
TND has blue eyes.
[/QUOTE]

True.

TND no longer reads a regular newspaper.

True. I skim the Plain Dealer, our city’s daily paper, maybe once a month on average (and otherwise look up stories online; I’m addicted to CNN.com).

The next Doper has a mug within arm’s reach at this moment.

True.

TND has seen all the Star Wars movies when they first came out.

[QUOTE=Projammer]
True.

TND has seen all the Star Wars movies when they first came out.
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False. All of them except for Episode IV - I was only three when it came out.

TND is left-handed.

False. You must be thinking of my youngest son.

The next Doper is an only child. Or wishes he/she was.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
False. You must be thinking of my youngest son.

The next Doper is an only child. Or wishes he/she was.
[/QUOTE]

False; I’m the oldest of four.
TND knows how to pilot a plane or helicopter.

[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
TND knows how to pilot a plane or helicopter.
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False.

The next Doper has had sexual fantasies about a cast member of Little House on the Prairie.

[QUOTE=Sampiro]
False.

The next Doper has had sexual fantasies about a cast member of Little House on the Prairie.
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False.
TND has a dorky-looking haircut.

[QUOTE=bluethree]
False.
TND has a dorky-looking haircut.
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True, alas.

TND lives where it rained today.

[QUOTE=Telperien]
True, alas.

TND lives where it rained today.
[/QUOTE]

False. Sunny and hot.

TND is a Republican.

[QUOTE=photopat]
False. Sunny and hot.

TND is a Republican.
[/QUOTE]

False, a pragmatist.
TND drinks coffee at a bookstore at least once a week.

SSG Schwartz

True.

TND has has bleeding from an unusual orifice in the last year.

[QUOTE=billyb0b]
True.

TND has has bleeding from an unusual orifice in the last year.
[/QUOTE]

Um…I’m a man; therefore, by definition, there is no usual orifice for me to bleed from. True (mouth and nose).
TND has never had an invasive surgical procedure.

[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
Um…I’m a man; therefore, by definition, there is no usual orifice for me to bleed from. True (mouth and nose).
TND has never had an invasive surgical procedure.
[/QUOTE]

False. So far, just one.

TND knows all the words to the song “Nobody” by “Sylvia.”

[QUOTE=photopat]
False. So far, just one.

TND knows all the words to the song “Nobody” by “Sylvia.”
[/QUOTE]

True And I wonder if she thinks she’s being clever

TND has taken someone snipe hunting

SSG Schwartz

False. I doin’t hunt things. But I do know there is such a thing as a snipe. No, really.

TND can write with his/her feet.

False.

TND uses a fountain pen.