False, loves me some shrimps, and other stuff.
TND has never had a broken heart.
True.
TND has done something silly to try to impress someone of their preferred sex.
Oh lord yes. Silly and, in hindsight, embarrassing. Many times.
TND has blue eyes.
True.
TND no longer reads a regular newspaper.
True. I skim the Plain Dealer, our city’s daily paper, maybe once a month on average (and otherwise look up stories online; I’m addicted to CNN.com).
The next Doper has a mug within arm’s reach at this moment.
True.
TND has seen all the Star Wars movies when they first came out.
False. All of them except for Episode IV - I was only three when it came out.
TND is left-handed.
False. You must be thinking of my youngest son.
The next Doper is an only child. Or wishes he/she was.
False; I’m the oldest of four.
TND knows how to pilot a plane or helicopter.
False.
The next Doper has had sexual fantasies about a cast member of Little House on the Prairie.
False.
TND has a dorky-looking haircut.
True, alas.
TND lives where it rained today.
False. Sunny and hot.
TND is a Republican.
False, a pragmatist.
TND drinks coffee at a bookstore at least once a week.
SSG Schwartz
True.
TND has has bleeding from an unusual orifice in the last year.
Um…I’m a man; therefore, by definition, there is no usual orifice for me to bleed from. True (mouth and nose).
TND has never had an invasive surgical procedure.
False. So far, just one.
TND knows all the words to the song “Nobody” by “Sylvia.”
True And I wonder if she thinks she’s being clever
TND has taken someone snipe hunting
SSG Schwartz
False. I doin’t hunt things. But I do know there is such a thing as a snipe. No, really.
TND can write with his/her feet.
False.
TND uses a fountain pen.