False.
TND has lost at something in the past month.
True- my 16 year-old won at Cranium the last time we all played.
TND has gotten a speeding ticket in the last 6 months.
True. (I think. Time period is close.) Driving back from Houston.
TND has recently updated their resume.
False. It’s amazing how well crying works. 
TND is responding from the office.
Guilty. Um…I mean, true.
TND hates most or all Chinese food.
False. I like most (Americanized) Chinese food, and am particularly fond of General Tso’s chicken and sweet and sour pork.
The next Doper has a favorite country and western song.
" I go out walking
After midnight
Out in the moonlight
Just hoping you might be…"
It’s pretty much the only one I like so I guess it’s my favorite.
TND has a favorite punk rock song.
True. If “Should I Stay or Should I Go” counts nowadays as a punk rock song.
TND has launched a model rocket in their lifetime.
Yes, quite a few in my preteen years. I built my own little electronic launch pad and everything.
TND plays a brass or woodwind instrument.
True. Well, “plays” is maybe off the mark, as I haven’t played in years, but in junior high I was the best damned alto saxophone player around. Or so I thought.
The next Doper couldn’t care less if Rupert Murdoch buys the WSJ.
True.
The next poster remembers the first screen name Telperien used when she joined the SDMB.
False.
Hi Opal!
TND is a 99er.
False. Assuming 99er has something to do with sports.
TND has recently updated their resume.
True. I landed a new job four months ago.
BTW, 99er means “original SDMB member from that year,” I believe.
TND has never been to a major league professional sporting event.
False, but I need to update my Enlisted Records Brief (ERB). It mostly documents my Army experience in the same way a resume shows your work experience.
TND has been pitted in the last six months.
SSG Schwartz
False. Never have been.
TND likes a band that most of their friends think is dorky.
Yes, many. Most of my indie/punk rock friends will never understand why I love Judas Priest and Matchbox 20; most of my musician friends can’t get over the fact that I like Akon.
And you guys skipped over my last one:mad:, so once again: TND has never been to a major league sporting event.
Aww. True.
TND lists things here that he or she has done.
True.
TND doesn’t have a television in the bedroom.
Is it true if I have one, but it isn’t even plugged into the wall?
TND collects something (e.g. stamps, coins, dead butterflies).