[QUOTE=WhatHappenedNext?]
False.
TND uses a fountain pen.
[/QUOTE]
False.
TND has lost at something in the past month.
[QUOTE=Telperien]
False.
TND has lost at something in the past month.
[/QUOTE]
True- my 16 year-old won at Cranium the last time we all played.
TND has gotten a speeding ticket in the last 6 months.
True. (I think. Time period is close.) Driving back from Houston.
TND has recently updated their resume.
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon]
True- my 16 year-old won at Cranium the last time we all played.
TND has gotten a speeding ticket in the last 6 months.
[/QUOTE]
False. It’s amazing how well crying works. 
TND is responding from the office.
[QUOTE=photopat]
False. It’s amazing how well crying works.
TND is responding from the office.
[/QUOTE]
Guilty. Um…I mean, true.
TND hates most or all Chinese food.
False. I like most (Americanized) Chinese food, and am particularly fond of General Tso’s chicken and sweet and sour pork.
The next Doper has a favorite country and western song.
" I go out walking
After midnight
Out in the moonlight
Just hoping you might be…"
It’s pretty much the only one I like so I guess it’s my favorite.
TND has a favorite punk rock song.
True. If “Should I Stay or Should I Go” counts nowadays as a punk rock song.
TND has launched a model rocket in their lifetime.
[QUOTE=Yeticus Rex]
TND has launched a model rocket in their lifetime.
[/QUOTE]
Yes, quite a few in my preteen years. I built my own little electronic launch pad and everything.
TND plays a brass or woodwind instrument.
True. Well, “plays” is maybe off the mark, as I haven’t played in years, but in junior high I was the best damned alto saxophone player around. Or so I thought.
The next Doper couldn’t care less if Rupert Murdoch buys the WSJ.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
The next Doper couldn’t care less if Rupert Murdoch buys the WSJ.
[/QUOTE]
True.
The next poster remembers the first screen name Telperien used when she joined the SDMB.
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
True.
The next poster remembers the first screen name Telperien used when she joined the SDMB.
[/QUOTE]
False.
Hi Opal!
TND is a 99er.
False. Assuming 99er has something to do with sports.
TND has recently updated their resume.
[QUOTE=Projammer]
False. Assuming 99er has something to do with sports.
TND has recently updated their resume.
[/QUOTE]
True. I landed a new job four months ago.
BTW, 99er means “original SDMB member from that year,” I believe.
TND has never been to a major league professional sporting event.
[QUOTE=Projammer]
False. Assuming 99er has something to do with sports.
TND has recently updated their resume.
[/QUOTE]
False, but I need to update my Enlisted Records Brief (ERB). It mostly documents my Army experience in the same way a resume shows your work experience.
TND has been pitted in the last six months.
SSG Schwartz
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]
False, but I need to update my Enlisted Records Brief (ERB). It mostly documents my Army experience in the same way a resume shows your work experience.
TND has been pitted in the last six months.
SSG Schwartz
[/QUOTE]
False. Never have been.
TND likes a band that most of their friends think is dorky.
[QUOTE=Telperien]
TND likes a band that most of their friends think is dorky.
[/QUOTE]
Yes, many. Most of my indie/punk rock friends will never understand why I love Judas Priest and Matchbox 20; most of my musician friends can’t get over the fact that I like Akon.
And you guys skipped over my last one:mad:, so once again: TND has never been to a major league sporting event.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
Yes, many. Most of my indie/punk rock friends will never understand why I love Judas Priest and Matchbox 20; most of my musician friends can’t get over the fact that I like Akon.
And you guys skipped over my last one:mad:, so once again: TND has never been to a major league sporting event.
[/QUOTE]
Aww. True.
TND lists things here that he or she has done.
[QUOTE=Telperien]
Aww. True.
TND lists things here that he or she has done.
[/QUOTE]
True.
TND doesn’t have a television in the bedroom.
[QUOTE=bluethree]
True.
TND doesn’t have a television in the bedroom.
[/QUOTE]
Is it true if I have one, but it isn’t even plugged into the wall?
TND collects something (e.g. stamps, coins, dead butterflies).