True. I collect postcards, and technically have a stamp collection even though I haven’t added any new specimens to the album (which is still at my parents’ house in Ohio) in years.
The next poster opposes “Click it or Ticket” laws.
True, finally a true for me. I don’t mind the insurance premiums being higher for those who are willing to take that risk. Granted, I always wear my seat belt, but why should the law tell me I have to. I am also opposed to open container laws, but in favor of tougher penalties for drunk drivers.
TND has spent at least two hours in jail, involuntarily, of course.
SSG Schwartz
True. Including, since I was a minor and had no say in the matter, the nine years when my father was Sheriff and we lived at the jail.
TND can name all the stars in the constellation Sagittarius.
False. I briefly considered Wikicheating, but nah. I’ll reluctantly embrace my ignorance.
TND should probably be in bed right now.
False, it’s early yet.
TND has had a horoscope cast for him/her.
False. Though I will occasionally run a biorythm for chuckles.
TND has had a stalker.
False. I’ve been punched and I’ve been threatened with death and grave bodily harm, but I’ve never been stalked. (All those starlets and supermodels are not nearly as obliging as I’d hoped.)
The next Doper has visited Washington’s home, Mount Vernon.
Yes, many times - at least three times as part of school field trips!
TND has set foot in both the northern and southern hemispheres (not necessarily at the same time).
Alas, false. I’ve only ever been to the U.S., Canada, the Bahamas, the U.K. and France. Never south of the equator - someday, mebbe, I’ll make it to Australia and New Zealand, for instance. That’d be nice.
The next Doper can’t stand Paris Hilton.
Well, that’s a fat pitch. 
TND has a TiVo or other DVR.
As to your response, I’ll take that as a “True.” 
For my answer to your question, false. Although I’ve been tempted to get one.
The next Doper counts at least two women named Susan among his/her close or pretty close friends.
False, AFAIK, I don’t even currently know any Susans.
TND can remember the football player she/he dated.
SSG Schwartz
True. That would be none.
I’ve dated a cricket player but that’s as far into sports as I’m willing to go.
TND knows how to play cricket (ok maybe I’m just looking for another date)
False. Cricket is a total mystery to me. I actually understand Quidditch a little better.
The next Doper has played Cricket.
Nope. Just killed a whole bunch of 'em though.
Sticking to a sport theme…one that I’ve done myself…
TND has touched/held/raised Lord Stanley’s Cup.
Nay, but don’t worry TND has won their fantasy sports league that they play in.
False, I wish I understood fantasy sports.
Keeping with the sports theme:
TND thinks #756 should be in the Baseball Hall of Fame.
SSG Schwartz
If you’re talking about the ball, yes. If you’re talking about the guy…groans…yeah, him too.
TND doesn’t know what this question was about.
That’s for sure. True.
The next poster has a Gary Larson cartoon pinned to a bulletin board or taped to a door.
False currently, though formerly true.
TND likes a song that was first recorded before he/she was born.