Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game)

Goodness, tons of them. Hell, the Beatles and Creedence finished their entire careers before I was born, and that makes at least 100 songs I love right there.
TND is a youngest or only child.

"Let’s all get up a dance to a song that was a hit before your morther was born…

…though she was born a long long time ago…"

True. Only child.

TND is American but has forign money in their wallets.

Nope. But I have Euros in the change bowl on my dresser! :smiley:
TND likes oatmeal.

True.

TND has an umbrella in the same room with them.

looks around

False.
TND will let this thread die by not posting another prediction. :stuck_out_tongue:

False. (But then, you knew that, didn’t you?)

TND will receive money in the mail today.

False. Although I do have to send someone else some money.

The next Doper isn’t surprised this thread has lasted to seven pages.

True. And I even made an attempt to euthanize it once it got here. Game threads which require no real effort last a loooooooooong time.
TND has never worked in foodservice.

False, and it gave me an aversion to hairnets.

TND is listening to music right now.

True; I have the radio on (although it’s a furniture-store ad right at the moment).

The next Doper considers himself/herself to be basically lazy.

Yeah, I live under a near impenetrable dome of indolence, which very few motivations can breach.
TND has eaten steak tartare.

False, and never will. (dome of indolence, hee)

TND likes chicken legs better than any other part of the bird.

Oh hell yes. Thighs and drumsticks all the way.
TND is shorter than both of his or her parents.

False. I’m taller than my mother.

TND stays on good terms with exes.

False. I have no exes (and will celebrate my 17th anniversary next week).

The next Doper has made a rubberband ball at least once.

False on the rubber band ball.

TND has an expensive hobby.

False, my balls never held up.

TND wants to wake up with a total stranger tomorrow.

SSG Schwartz

False. I want to wake up with my wife tomorrow. Shoulda caught me ten years ago.

Also, false on the expensive hobby. Mine are quite moderate.

TNP has studied the martial arts in some form or fashion.

False, although my second cousin Lisa has quite a reputation as a competitor in tae kwon do (or some discipline very akin to it).

TND hasn’t seen his/her parents during this calendar year.

True, the living one at least. I probably see her once a week.
TND has kissed someone of the same sex while (TND was) sober.