From MPSIMS:
my girlfriend has genital warts
Put your penis ‘tween her boobies…
From MPSIMS:
george w bush will die soon??
what the heck is going on here?
immediately under that:
Help out the gay-dar challenged
Masturbating at work
From MPSIMS
So, what’s the best way to hide a hickey in the summer?
I’m eating Ramen noodles out of a teapot…
Even better MPSIMS today!
Masturbating at work
In just over 24 hours… (warning: Sugary contents)
swallowing
The John Cleese Appreciation Thread PT II
Yes, I’m quite sure that demonstrates your appreciation for Mr. Cleese.
From The Pit
Did you kill Chandra Levy?
We had this conversation two months ago.
on the front page just now:
i am rude
fuck you 1942!
From MPSIMS
Bizarre Text Mesasges
Astroboy has a problem
Hmmmm…that IS bizarre!
From MPSIMS
The 2002 Thunderbird is Suh-weeet
The day I became the Most Dangerous Driver Ever
I am a Princess.
i do NOT snore
(from selecting “view new posts”)
Start an urban legend here!
Are these facts incorrect?
Sex and Weed
Things that are just too damn expensive
I saw this one in General Questions a day or two ago.
Two thread started by gabbyhayes:
the little man who was not there
help for a small teenager
It is with no intention of hijacking this thread for an abortion debate that I note in the Pit:
Freeway Abortion Meat
They’re CHILDREN, for f***'s sale!
MPSIMS:
Ssh! Don’t tell anyone …
I used to be a man…(names thread)
Who’s that skinny, blonde, slightly deranged woman from the Old Navy commercials?
Ssh! Don’t tell anyone …
I am T. S. Eliot.
(From MPSIMS just now)
Front Page just now:
A Woman’s Right To Choose…what?
Anne Heche
Time for Sex Training Again
Midwest Chick Dopefest
MPSIMS:
Women. Explain.
The ingredients for a girl-on-girl action fantasy
in MPSIMS:
Sexual innuendo, signals?
Have you seen my green snake?