From IMHO:
Who will the Democrats sacrifice errr run against Bush in 2004
Ask Superdude!
Mmmm, I love the smell of…
Number of Sexual Partners
From The BBQ Pit
I can’t believe Ashcroft is trying this…(long)
Karaoke is a very minor thing
Fucking wasps
STOP IT!!!
From MPSIMS
This one has been killing me all day…
I am a word that rhymes with “witch”
Whip me, beat me, call me names
Let’s try something different…
I could swear I’ve actually had this discussion.
Football pick 'em
Noises you like
Why this combination, you ask? Well, I looked at it quickly, without my glasses. My brain saw “Noses you pick.”
Maybe it’s just me. 
Smells you like
labia!
Damn, PINEY, I was just coming over to post that.
2:34 AM EST
Hey! I’m Single Again!
Rats!
Do you want to know who I am?
Is it just me?
Both by Nicklz, in MPSIMS.
From MPSIMS:
informercials
Aha! The real reason behind Osama’s anger
from mpisms
Happiness is…
The straight dope mercenaries
in MPSIMS just now:
Let’s try something different
Be My Pal
What’s Hillary’s Problem?
Number of sexual partners.
From MPSIMS
Labia!
What should I do???
From MPSIMS:
Baby names
labia!
Please, please, do not name your baby this!
(From MPSMIS)
A White Pachyderm makes it to Canada… More Bad News For the Airlines
(I can see why… wonder how much it cost that airline to ship that elephant!)
It’s Time for a Flirt Thread!
You are from…?
(Self-explanitory.)
<< There is no point to this .sig >>
Peanutbutter on…
labia!
In MPSIMS:
**It’s Time for a Flirt Thread!
Hi, I’m Trucido, and I drink pickle brine… **
(psst…Trucido, you may want to work on those pick-up lines buddy.)
Anyone want to give me a blowjob?
As much as I hate to be the bearer of bad news…
Peanut butter on…
Crunchy Frog…Care to Make a Bet?
MPSIMS, right now.
Rats!
Smells you like
MPSIMS, moments ago.
Anybody want to give me a blowjob?
It’s Time for a Flirt Thread
How well do you want to know me?