Yes.
Well. This thread was made for me.
Lyle Lovett - I can’t possibly be the only person that finds him wildly sexy.
Henry Rollins
The Zoboomafoo brothers (Chris and Martin Kratt)
The guy who played “Cracker” - I think Robbie Coltrane?
Tommy Lee Jones
the guy who was Begby in Trainspotting
Wayne Gretzky
Todd Bertuzzi
former Canadian PM John Turner
Dennis Miller
David Letterman
Dr. Phil
Unfortunately, there are many, many more.
I need help. Or maybe just better glasses.
Tonya Harding…I wouldn’t want to be seen with her, but perhaps a wild weekend in a ski lodge with a few cases of beer…she’s not pretty but would be wild in the sack IMHO.
Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age
Add me to the Jeff Goldblum list.
Wasn’t there a scene in The Fly where he was doing exercises or pull ups or whatnot with his shirt off?
**Tony Blair ** He has to be the sexist World Leader out there.
**Dennis Franz ** Echoing someone else’s statement of following him from Hill Street Blues and on.
**Shepard Smith ** Fox News. Oh God. I am just a fool for that voice and those eyes.
**Ian Somethingorother ** from some CBC news show. Hottie.
**Mick Jagger ** Any time.
WTF!?
I’m a man, and hetero, so pardon my ignorance;
…I didn’t know Duchovny was unattractive!? I thought he was hot. Hell, I think he’s hot! Why would you bring him up in a thead with the tittle “Reveal Your Unattractive Celebrity Crush”?
Have you seen him in “Adventures in Babysitting”? He plays a small part as a “Thor” lookalike, and he blew my mind. Greek god time. He looks different now, but I still think of him as that golden-haird god. I wish I could find a photo of him from that movie, but I’m too lazy to look for too long, alas.
Muck Muck mentioned Tommy Lee Jones: I guess if you think about it, all those tired wrinkles are not classically handsome. But I have a hard time seeing him that way; I just think he’s dandy. And then when you see what he looked like when he was younger and less tired-looking—sigh. Very handsome, indeed.
Shirley Ujest: Shepard Smith? Shepard Smith?!? I always thought he had classic movie-star looks. But he does have those big wideset eyes that are kinda funky looking…
There was a video she made with her boyfriend (fiancee, husband, whatever, I can’t remember) that ended up on the internet, I watched it, she was very vanilla. Sorry.
Drew Carey
Drew Carey
Drew Carey
Hey! I actually found something from “Adventures in Babysitting” after all!
Vincent D’Onofrio guest appearing as Dawson in Adventures in Babysitting. OK, the pictures are a little hazy, but you have to admit, he looks really different than what we are accustomed to…
David Draimon (Disturbed) I just want to wrap my tongue among other things around those lip piercings!
Sully Erna(Godsmack)
Henry Rollins… no beauty but OMG THOSE BICEPS!
I totally agree. Follows with the talent = beauty theory.
Mmmm. Lyle. He can croon to me with his long face, wiry hair, and long lanky body of his any time he wants.
She got big red lips
She got big brown eyes
She treats me nice
It’s a big surprise
She won’t do anything that you tell her to
She makes me feel good
She makes me feel good.
That always happens. A few people admit to truely shameful things, and everyone else throws out the names of people who’ve probably made the annual People’s Most Sexiestest list at least once. Heck, if any of y’all really think that David Duchovny or Michelle Pfieffer are unattractive, I sure am glad you can’t see me, and I consider myself to be pretty decent looking.
I couldn’t put the face to the name so I did a Google search. From her CNN bio page:
“Russell is a licensed private investigator and bodyguard, certified open-water scuba diver, a Fulton County deputy sheriff in Atlanta and holds two black belts in Choi Kwang Do. Russell is the author of How to Win Friends, Kick Ass & Influence People.”
WOW! What more could anyone want?!!!
BTW- I don’t know what most people think of her, but IMHO, Annabella Sciorra is the cat’s meow.
Erm…dunno if he counts…but the nice people at work make fun of me for my crush:Tom Waits
Heheads the list. Really.
Followed closely by…I’m ashamed to say:
Boris Karloff and Peter Lorre (early in his career)
Actually, Boris wasn’t too bad looking under the makeup. But Lorre had a bit of the Marty Feldman thing going on.
Al
I can’t believe no one has brought up Sarah Bernhardt.
I still occasionaly have a Wesson Oil moment whenever I flash that scene from King of Comedy where she pursues Jerry Lewis into the street with only her skivvies on.
I think the general consensus is that she is not a hottie.
Most definitely Jeff Goldblum. He’s yummy.
Weird Al Yankovic - got his autograph at Wal-Mart once, right after he got the laser eye surgery. He’s so cute! And so funny! And just so much like me! I want one!
who else… lessee… I must say I still think Taylor and Isaac Hanson are damn de-freaking-licious (I’m Taylor’s age, I can say this 
), and I was highly saddened (not to mention confused all to heck) by the news of Taylor’s recent marriage and fatherhood.
Also, I don’t know if he counts as unattractive, but he wasn’t exactly considered a teen heartthrob or anything… the guy who played Jake Sisko on Star Trek: DS9, Cirroc Lofton (never did figure out how to pronounce his name…), I always adored him… of course, that may just have been transferrence from the Wil Wheation as Wesley Crusher crush… but I loved that guy… don’t know what happened to him…
I’m sure there’s more… can’t really think of anyone else right now.
James Gandolfini and Dominic Chianese. Whayagonnado?
Mark Lenard, the guy who played Spock’s dad on ST Classic and some movies, and was also a distinguished theater actor and possessor of the most beautiful speaking voice ever to issue from a man. RIP.David Garrison, as cute in person and onstage as he was in ‘Married with Children’.