Reveal Your Unattractive Celebrity Crush

Actually, it’s Sandra Bernhardt, and she makes my pants go crazy!

OOOooooo… I wanna be in on the sammich!!!
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Jeremy Irons. Geeky looking but GAWD gimme him in Lolita.

I’ll chime in again on Drew Carey

Sam Watterston (Persecute me baby!)

I’ve mentioned him before, but I’m, still facinated by him. I thought these celebrity crushes were supposed to go away after awhile? I’ve had this one for as long as I can remember.
Bob McGrath from Sesame Street

Exsqueeze me, Jeremy Irons is fucking gorgeous.

Jeremy Irons? A geek? I think not! He can look very dashing and handsome. (Man, I love Google search!)

My weirdest celebrity crush is Zoe Wanamaker as Quidditch coach Madam Hooch in Harry Potter & the Sorcerer’s Stone. Those yellow eyes; that butch haircut; those (ohgod) black leather riding boots under her robes. She definately gets my broomstick to rise! And I’m not alone- a search revealed lots of Madame Hooch fan pages.

James Gandolfini is sexy as hell.

Kevin James.
Pat Sajak, in the 1980s.

Rossy de Palma.
She’s such a strange looking person, and I find her incredibly sensous.

I’m also smitten by Juliet Stevenson.

Ok. I’ll be the only one to admit it. I know it’s freakish, and I’ll probably be shunned for the rest of my life because of this.

I have a crush on Carrot Top.

Yes, it’s true. It has something to do with the fact that I adore guys who can make me laugh, and he’s got the red hair. I LOVE RED HAIR on a guy, especially long red hair. I know he’s goofy looking, and I’ve seen some truly awful pictures of him, but I don’t care.

There. Having said that, I also have the hots for Drew Carey, Kevin Smith, Kevin James, and Kevin Spacey. Apparently I like guys named Kevin.

I’m going to go hide in my corner now. :smiley:

It amazes me that Janene Garofolo is considered unattractive. I think she’s quite yummy. Similarly I hear people all the time talking about how “fat” Kate Winslet is, but I’ll happily take her as is.

Neither of these people is unattractive to me, and I can’t imagine anyone describing them as such, yet I’ve seen it happen.

Far be it from me to cast aspersions on anyone’s crush list in here, lest similar aspersions be cast on my list, but - holy cryin’ baby Jesus, what a schnozz!! :eek:

So, here’s my “unattractive” celebrity crush:

Martha Plimpton. Damn, she just got it going on!

I also got a thing for Kevin Spacey - I know he isn’t gay, but he could certainly make me go thataways.

You know what they say, delusion is in the eye of the beholder. I think he’s very attractive (and so do thousands and thosands of other women) but…hell, I don’t understand why people are attracted to Hayden Christensen, who has many drooling fans, so I can’t slam her opinion now can I.

Anyway, Giovanni Ribisi. I can’t quite explain it, other than his lovely lips :smiley:

Oh, I just thought of another one…

The mind boggles, but lot of people consider Juliette Lewis to be a skank. These people can suck it. The woman is hot!

Also, I’ve been watching the series The Dead Zone with Anthony Michael Hall. Remember when he was a fresh-faced 17-year-old on Saturday Night Live? Now he’s got this weathered, world-weary face and a Steve McQueen intensity about him. I don’t want to do him, but I do want to be him.

I agree completely. I think she is very attractive, maybe even hot!

Tony Soprano’s sister is played by Aida Turturro.

My crushes:

Malcolm MacDowell (when he was in “Star Trek: Generations”)
Christopher Walken
Brian Dennehy
Sir Anthony Hopkins
James Woods

and there is something about Doc Brown (Back to the Future)…

The Indigo Girls.

Yeah, it would never happen (for so many obvious reasons) but I find them terribly attractive on many levels. Janene Garofolo works for me, too.

i have a thing for the new girl that does CNN Headline News… no idea what her name is, but i’m fascinated enough to just put her on mute and watch

Kevin James–The King of Queens, also, Sandra Bernhart.

My crushes?

Well, Courtney Love tops the list. Not cleaned up, glamorous Courtney, oh no. Gimme skanky Courtney any time.

Not to mention Norm MacDonald and Ryan Stiles. They’re both ugly as hell, but so damn funny. I’m a sucker for a smartass.

In a thread that has brought up Michelle Pfeiffer, David Duchovny, Kevin Kline, Tim Robbins, Brooke Shields and Sean Connery, I’d like to add the following to the list of chicks Munch would like to play with:

Britney Spears
Natalie Portman
Brooke Burke
Jennifer Garner
Nicole Eggert
Alex McLeod
Tanya Meme