Oh yeah, there was a time when I looked at Roseanne and thought ‘I’d do her’. She was in one of her less unattractive phases and I was in the middle of one of my longer dry spells, however.
Martha Stewart is rather cute for an older lady.
mmm…
Pink!
Something about that trashy, sneery look…
Like Tonya Harding with BRAINS and TALENT!
OK, here’s mine:
Jackie Chan – he is just adorable!
Ian McKellen, if he wasn’t gay. The man is sharp & witty!
Robert Lindsay – he played Benedick in the TV Shakespeare plays series version of “Much Ado About Nothing” and he haunted my dreams for years!
I also like Drew Carey and Ryan Stiles…
Plus, you get the feeling that she would be willing to do anything to make ya feel welcome…
Oh. God. Yes.
And Jabba, I’ve had a thing for Charlotte Gainsbourg since Jane Eyre. She is so incredibly stark. She just curls my toes in that film.
Good call on that one.
Obsidian Flutterby: Alan Rickman, I’ll concede that he is not “classically” attractive. But Paul Gross? Michael T. Weiss? Come on! Gross’s character in “Due South” was constantly being drooled at by the fairer sex. He is considered a major hottie, (if you’ve actually heard of him). Same goes for Weiss. I remember him from his soap opera days. Being that handsome should have been a crime.
An aside: Have you seen Gross in the more recent Men with Brooms? It is pretty funny.
Alan Rickman…oh God yes. Also, Ryan Stiles, Anthony Hopkins, Sean Astin, but only if he looks just like he does in Lord of the Rings (only taller) and Jack Black.
Drew Carey and Ryan Stiles have this many votes and no mention of Deidrich Bader? Looks like I get him all to myself!
(I second the Trey Parker mention as well, even though his hair makes the baby Jesus cry.)
Janeane Garofalo. Especially when she dresses gothish.
Oh…I almost forgot…Rob Snyder, Roger Waters and Andrew Jackson. Yes. The president with the terrifying hair on the twenty dollar bill.
I second Fran Drescher.
Oh, Orange Skinner, I forgot about Roger Waters. Mmm…we can take turns.
Prunella Scales, Sybil Fawlty from “Fawlty Towers.” In the episode “The Builders” she wears pants and reveals quite a trim little figure, not to mention a nice caboose.
My turn! Penn & Teller. Just saw them on Fear Factor. Funny & Fab-u-lous.
Hugo Weaving. He’s got some freaky/yummy thing going on.
Wayne Static from Static X.
I have no clue why, but I find him incredibly attractive. I have even had a few dreams about him. Weird.
From the BBC shows The Day The Universe Changed, Connections and *Connections II’s * James Burke. I imagine life with him would be most fascinating. I’d marry him with nary a thought about it.
Annna
Fran Drescher is an utter and total babe. Catch the “Come back here, Turk…” scene in Hollywood Knights.
Nothin’ to apologize for there.
I get the impression only Hollywood producers, casting directors, and the woman herself consider Janeane Garofalo unattractive. When watching The Truth About Cats And Dogs I kept wondering what bizarro world this must be set in that all of these guys kept ignoring her in favor of Uma Thurman. The only reason I watched The Matchmaker was for the lovely Janeane.
I’ll add some of my crushes: Brenda Butner on Fox News Channel, British actress Fiona Shaw (yes, I know can’t happen, but…), Joan Osbourne, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Lili Taylor, and CNN reporter Andrea Koppel
And who exactly considers Helen Mirren unattractive?
Three women I’d be on in a heartbeat.