Reveal Your Unattractive Celebrity Crush

Laurie Walters (Joannie from Eight is Enough).

Jack Lord of Hawaii Five-O. I think that Steve McGarrett is gorgeous, but some people think I’m strange for liking him. One person asked me, “Why Jack Lord, of all people?”

I know some relatively unenlightened people who consider the mature woman to be undesirable. More for me, I guess.

Natalie Merchant gets my vote. I guess it’s another of those talent=attractiveness connections.

Every time one of these threads comes up, I feel a little less alone in the world. I’m elated to see Ryan Stiles mentioned so many times, and Trey Parker as well. James Gandolfini is my number one unattractive celebrity crush at the moment. I want him to maul me with his ham hands and bend me over a piece of furniture.

Oo oo – I forgot about David Attenborough! I always thought there was something special about him!

I never got so much flack as the time I admitted that Monica Lewinsky was do’able. Sure, like everyone else, I got tired of seeing her face and hearing her name, but it didn’t stop me from having my own “me president/Monica intern” fantasies.

Go ahead, I guess I deserve it.

Anyone I have a crush on isn’t going to be unattractive to me of course, but I think some people would find these guys unattractive. Which is fine. More chance for me to have them all to myself. :wink:

John Goodman
Drew Carey

Well, nowadays she looks a bit like my aunt, but thirty years ago, phwoar!

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I’ll second Pink. Her face really isn’t all that attractive, but her presence and ‘attitude’ just make me want to… well, you know.

I second Chelsey Clinton and if I’m drink her mom. I wouldn’t admit it in person though.

Anybody who ever calls Nat “unattractive” in my presence will quickly eat some dirt. She’s delicious. Those big brown eyes and wicked grin make me swoon.

Sara Rue

Mmmm, James Earl Jones!

I would have to say:

Clea Duvall
Jane Adams
Katrin Cartlidge, rip.
Cat Power

I certainly don’t find them unattractive, although I’d imagine most people would (or they would be considered average).

I’d do James Gandolfini in a heartbeat. Only if he were in Soprano mode though.

Those are some lovely choices. You have good taste!

Alton Brown, from Good Eats on the Food Network. He’s smart, funny, *and he can cook. Plus, he has this mad-professor hair goin’ on. Who could ask for more? :slight_smile:

Even though he’s in his fifties…
Alan Rickman

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Ignorance is fought! Until this very minute I thought that Cat Power was the name of the group, not the singer’s name.
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