Your Mirage May Vary
Zebra Hoofbeats
Abysmally Boisterous in Defeat
The Boisterous Stoat Collective
Call Us Whatever You Want
The Doom Pile
Everybody Dim Sum Tonight (a Wang Chung cover band that only plays at Chinese buffets)
Frankly My Dear, We Don’t Give a Damn
Great Balls of Stoats! 
Happy to See My Stoat Meme Has Taken Hold
I Love Stoat Souffle
Just Another Band of Stoats from LA
Kidding, Kidding, Please Don’t Hurt Us!
Lumon Workers on Overtime
^ Niiiiiiice.
Making Really Bad Music So You Don’t Have To
Nicer Things Said About Other Bands
Oscar the Grouch’s Favorite Band
Platypuses are Just Stoats Doing Duck Cosplay
The Queefing Qatari Queens
The Really Bad Smells (feat. The Decomposing Band w/ Tami)